Some people eat light bulbs.
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They say it's a nice light snack.
Dad Jokes
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A sample microservice for testing DVM clients.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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Because it was framed.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
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It's impossible to put down!
CASHIER: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?"
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DAD: "No, just leave it in the carton!’”
I have kleptomania...
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when it gets bad, I take something for it.
What did the mountain climber name his son?
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Cliff.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
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1forrest1
I have kleptomania...
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when it gets bad, I take something for it.
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
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They say he made a mint.