GM! Actual footage of a shitcoiner finding out:

This was the last time I ever walked into a bank to ask permission to use my own money. That was the day I became my own bank. You can do the same with a @BitBox 🇨🇭 Use code SWISSHODLER for 5% off your Swiss-made hardware wallet:

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These anti-ram bollards - the kind you usually see at German Christmas markets - have now made it to Switzerland. Thank you, clown world, for these beautiful ‘necessities’ in the brave new Europe 🤡🌎 This is probably one of those things even Bitcoin can’t fix…

This explains why Solana is gay AF 😂

Your government hates you.

This is what Proof of Work looks like. My daughter @TeenHodler and I have a weekly routine of going to the gym and doing squats, pull-ups, bench presses, and deadlifts. After the workout, we eat a healthy meal with lots of protein 💪 Bitcoin is not only about stacking sats like a madman. It’s also about longevity and a healthy, strong body.

Do you agree?

This is why the EU sucks so much.

Here in Europe, we don’t celebrate Thanksgiving. But I am celebrating Zero Fucks Giving Day. Zero fucks given about inflation eating into everyone’s savings. Zero fucks given about politicians delivering hollow speeches while the system stays broken. Zero fucks given about a monetary model built on debt, distortion, and endless money printing. Today, I’m giving thanks to the one thing that doesn’t take from me: Bitcoin. It doesn’t ask for permission. Doesn’t need a bailout. Doesn’t bend to anyone’s agenda. Block after block - pure proof of work. So I’ll be stacking sats and celebrating the only money that still plays by honest rules. Happy Zero Fucks Giving Day. #Bitcoin

IT wisdom of the day 👨‍💻 Technical debt is like government debt: Everyone pretends it’s under control… until suddenly it isn’t. Ignore it long enough and you’ll spend all your time paying interest instead of building anything real.

TRUE STORY: I literally just sold a chair for CHF 120 and bought Bitcoin on @Relai 🇨🇭 💙 You can do the same: Use code SWISSHODLER for 10% off fees 🚀

They told you “crypto” was the future. VC ponzis, premines, paid influencers, Discord dumps. Turns out it was just a pink bubble of shitcoins and exit scams. Bitcoin is the only thing that mattered. It still is. It always will be. Everything else? 💩 On-chain garbage with a marketing budget. Tick tock. #Bitcoin doesn’t care. The rest? Heading straight to irrelevance - or jail.

Don’t trust, verify. #bitcoin

Bitcoin 2025 bull market so far 📉

UNPOPULAR OPINION BUT FACT: There's nothing more fiat than being a football fan. P.S. I used to be one too, but Bitcoin healed me. PROVE ME WRONG.

It's over. #bitcoin

The whole internet just got a reality check. Cloudflare hiccups and half the damn web collapses. One corporation sneezes → millions of people lose access. That’s not “the internet.” That’s a centralized chokepoint pretending to be infrastructure. This is what happens when you build your digital world on fragile, corporate sandcastles. Meanwhile Bitcoin? Still pumping blocks. Still validating truth. Still never down. Not for a second. Not waiting for some Silicon Valley overlord to “resolve the issue.” Centralized systems fail spectacularly. Decentralized systems don’t because they can’t — no CEO, no switch, no single point to break. Today wasn’t an outage. It was a reminder: You either build on permissionless, unstoppable rails… or you’re just renting space in someone else’s empire. Bitcoin isn’t an app. It’s the escape hatch.

Cloudflare down, AWS down, Azure down. Bitcoin and Nostr never down.

Western democracy isn’t “broken.” It’s working exactly as designed: a cartel of politicians, banks, and bureaucrats bleeding society dry while telling you you’re “represented.” You don’t live in a democracy — you live in a managerial regime that treats citizens like livestock. They inflate your money, regulate your work, censor your speech, and call it “public good.” Every election is just a stress-release valve so the herd doesn’t revolt. Nothing changes because nothing can change in a system built on debt, inflation, and bribing voters with other people’s money. Once you understand time preference, you see the entire thing for what it is: a high-time-preference clown show eating the seed corn of future generations. Meanwhile they lecture you about “democratic values” while running surveillance states, weaponizing the currency, and outsourcing their thinking to unelected technocrats. Bitcoin is the first time citizens can tell them “no.” No to debasement. No to confiscation. No to the professional looters who built their careers on stealing from savers. Democracy didn’t fail. It just reached its predictable exponential-debt endgame. Bitcoin isn’t the alternative political party. It’s the exit.

Some people flex fancy diplomas. I flex a MicroStrategy cert from 2008 (signed by @Michael Saylor), a Casio that outlives fiat currencies, a handmade Bitcoin bracelet (made by my daughter), a jar of orange pills, and a knife sharp enough to cut through central bank bullshit. Proof of Work > titles. Self-sovereignty > career ladders. Bitcoin > everything the national bank prints. Stay humble. Stack sats. And keep your tools sharp—both the digital and the real ones. 🧡⚡️