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🇨🇭 Swiss Hodler 🧡 THE Bitcoin Marketing Team
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SwissHodler 5 months ago
Ignoring Bitcoin will be the most expensive mistake of your life. image
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SwissHodler 5 months ago
In "The Big Short", the outsiders saw what the system refused to admit. They didn’t just make money - they exposed the fraudulent game. If that story were written today, the trade wouldn’t be mortgage bonds. It would be Bitcoin. Because buying Bitcoin is the ultimate short against: 👉 Governments that can’t stop spending 👉 Central banks that can’t stop printing 👉 Politicians who keep hoping “this time will be different” The twist? In 2008, the trade required timing and leverage. In 2025, it requires patience and conviction. Bitcoin is a short position with no expiry date, but it sure feels like the end is nigh. It's a way to profit off a broken system. image
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SwissHodler 5 months ago
„Bitcoin. Going to zero since 2009.” That’s the joke, right? Every cycle, the same clowns repeat it. Every cycle, Bitcoin obliterates their narrative. 2009: Worthless internet money. 2013: A bubble that popped. 2017: Tulips 2.0. 2021: A Ponzi scheme. 2025: Still here. Stronger than ever. Over 1,000 obituaries later, Bitcoin is the most secure monetary network humanity has ever built. While fiat currencies rot away and altcoins rug their own holders, Bitcoin keeps doing exactly what it was designed to do: ✔️ Run 24/7 with no downtime ✔️ Protect wealth with unbreakable math ✔️ Stay incorruptible by politicians, bankers, or insiders The joke isn’t on Bitcoin. It’s on everyone who dismissed it. Stack sats. Stay savage. Watch zero never come. image
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SwissHodler 5 months ago
Whales swapping BTC for ETH? 🤡 That’s like trading Swiss gold bars for casino chips. Bitcoin = money. Ethereum = a tech demo run by insiders who rewrite the rules whenever it suits them. Proof of Work is unbreakable. Proof of Stake is just the rich staking their claim to your bags. Don’t get fooled. BTC isn’t “rotating” into ETH. It’s freedom money leaving weak hands. Bitcoin isn’t fighting for center stage. Bitcoin is the stage. Stay savage. Stack sats. image
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SwissHodler 5 months ago
Casual Sunday orange pilling at a Swiss village fair by Lake Zurich 🇨🇭 If you see this, you should be buying Bitcoin with @Relai 🇨🇭 🚀 Code SWISSHODLER = 10% off fees 🫡 image
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SwissHodler 5 months ago
I hooked my boy Mini Mainer up to the Braiins Mining pool instead of solo (my BitAxes are still flying solo) and… boom 💥 first massive mining rewards are rolling in. Not sure what I’m gonna do with all these sats 🤔 #bitcoin #bitcoinmining
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SwissHodler 5 months ago
🔥 Bank PIN: 10,000 💀 Bitcoin key: 115 quattuorvigintillion …but yeah, quantum is a huge threat to Bitcoin and banks are “safe” 🤡🌎 image
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SwissHodler 5 months ago
🚨 BREAKING! 🚨 ECB marketing materials just leaked 👀 The “Digital Euro” is being sold like a Solana memecoin 💀 Christine Lagarde front and center, promising “Freedom in a Digital Prison.” Features include: 🔒 Geolocation-based payments (doesn’t work outside your zone) 📉 Social credit score cages ⛓️ Total control over your money & movement Europe, they’re not even hiding it anymore. #Bitcoin fixes this.
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SwissHodler 5 months ago
The man with the scissors announced that Bitcoin is going to the moon. They HAVE to cut rates and print more eventually. Fiat is designed to fail. Learn #Bitcoin! image
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SwissHodler 6 months ago
🚨 BIS Proposal: KYC Your Own Coins 🚨 The Bank of International Settlements 🤡🌎 just dropped a dystopian idea: Every coin tracked, every wallet scored. 🔹 Coins from KYC’d wallets = ✅ usable 🔹 Coins that ever touched a non-custodial wallet = ❌ tainted, blacklisted Translation: They want you to self-KYC just to keep your own Bitcoin spendable. Peer-to-peer freedom → turned into compliance policing. This is surveillance embedded into the money itself. Financial privacy = treated as suspicious. Sound crazy? It is. But give it time, and it’ll creep into FATF rules and EU directives — normalizing the idea that self-custody = criminal. The Clown World dream: “legal” Bitcoin that’s permissioned and neutered. The Bitcoin dream: incorruptible, borderless, unstoppable money. Choose wisely 🟧 #bitcoin image
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SwissHodler 6 months ago
It’s happening again. Weimar 2.0. Kids will be playing with euro notes like it’s Monopoly money — or wiping their noses with them. Last time it was a mustachioed madman. This time, it’s Christine at the helm of the disaster. The currency is dying in real time. And most people still think it’s normal. 📉 Tick tock, Euro. 📈 Tick tock, Bitcoin. image
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SwissHodler 6 months ago
My boys at work 🧡 #bitcoin #bitcoinmining
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SwissHodler 6 months ago
Happy Bitcoin Infinity Day, plebs! ♾️ / 21M forever 🧡 #Bitcoin image
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SwissHodler 6 months ago
They say your watch reveals your wealth… #bitcoin image
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SwissHodler 6 months ago
Does someone honestly believe in this CO₂ offsetting scam and actually pay for it when booking flights? Be honest… so I can block you 🤡🌍✈️ #ClimateScam image
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SwissHodler 6 months ago
When you discover Bitcoin and escape the matrix.
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SwissHodler 6 months ago
Thank you @BTC HEL 🧡 Amazing to experience the first large-scale Bitcoin conference in the Nordics — just a few hundred meters from where I lived in Helsinki 🇫🇮 before moving to Switzerland 🇨🇭 17 years ago. Take control of your future and stack sats with @Relai 🇨🇭
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SwissHodler 6 months ago
Three basic truths 99% of normies don’t understand about Bitcoin: 1️⃣ Bitcoin is not “crypto.” 2️⃣ Bitcoin is limited to 21 million. 3️⃣ Bitcoin’s supply halves every four years. Agree, or would you add something? image