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swisshodler@primal.net
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Swiss #Bitcoin & Freedom Maxi 🇨🇭
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SwissHodler 10 months ago
I took part in bread and circuses today with thousands of normies here in Switzerland 🇨🇭 Bitcoiners, forgive me — for I have sinned 🥖🎪🫣
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SwissHodler 10 months ago
Why am I shitposting about Bitcoin? Easy. It’s all about decentralization and aligned incentives. I wouldn’t waste a single post on some coin, project, or protocol that relies on a company, a foundation, or a charismatic founder. That’s just another flavor of centralization — and I’ve had enough of that in fiat life. Bitcoin doesn’t need marketing departments, VC decks, or hype men. It just keeps running — secured by Proof of Work, defended by plebs, and powered by truth. I shitpost because Bitcoin speaks for the silent, empowers the sovereign, and pisses off all the right people. That’s the signal. The rest is just noise. Stay toxic. Stack sats. 🧡⚡️ image
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SwissHodler 10 months ago
GM! I’m drinking coffee with my Adam ₿ag. image
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SwissHodler 10 months ago
Nostr seems to be pretty dead. Are you here? image
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SwissHodler 10 months ago
BITCOIN FOR IDIOTS 🤯 What the hell is Bitcoin? Bitcoin is internet money that no government, bank, or boss controls. Think of it like digital cash that you can send anywhere, anytime, without asking permission from anyone. ⸻ 💸 Why would anyone use it? Because: • No bank can block it. • No government can print more of it (no inflation melting your money). • It works worldwide, 24/7. • No one can freeze your Bitcoin. • It’s limited – only 21 million will ever exist. Like digital gold. ⸻ 🧱 How does it work? • Bitcoin runs on a network of thousands of computers. • They verify all transactions using a system called Proof of Work – heavy-duty computer math. • These computers (called miners) earn new bitcoins as a reward for their work. So, no banks, no middlemen – just code, math, and energy. ⸻ 🛡️ Is it safe? Yes. It’s the most secure computer network on Earth. Hacking it would take more power than all the supercomputers in the world combined. Good luck with that. ⸻ 💀 Is it a scam? No. Actually, it’s the answer to the scam – the current money system, where banks create money from thin air and governments bail out their rich buddies. ⸻ 🤔 Can you buy stuff with it? Yes. Some shops and websites take Bitcoin for food, clothes, flights, even real estate. Or you can just HODL it (hold on for dear life) and watch it grow over time. ⸻ 🧠 OK, but why should a regular grease monkey give a damn? Because: • It protects your hard-earned money from inflation. • You don’t need a bank – just a phone. • No one can block or steal it. • When shit hits the fan (banks fail, economy tanks), Bitcoin still works. ⸻ Want the ultra-simple version? Bitcoin is money without the bullshit. #bitcoin image
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SwissHodler 10 months ago
Me: “Michael, I’ve been waiting 17 years for you to sign this.” Saylor: “Good work.” 17 years ago, I was a MicroStrategy BI Platform consultant and became a certified MicroStrategy Engineer. Last Saturday at @BTCPrague, I had the honor of getting that very certification signed by the founder and chairman of MicroStrategy, the legend himself — @Michael Saylor. Thank you, Michael, for everything you’ve done to push institutional Bitcoin adoption forward 🧡 #Bitcoin #BTC #MSTR #MicroStrategy #Strategy #Saylor #BTCPrague image
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SwissHodler 10 months ago
The vibe is building! Final prep for @BTC Prague is underway here in Prague 🚀 #Bitcoin #BTCPrague
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SwissHodler 11 months ago
Speaking of endurance sports... Bitcoin is not a sprint. It’s an ultra-marathon. Buying is easy — anyone can step up to the starting line. But holding? That’s where most collapse. Understanding it? That’s the steep uphill. Surviving the cycles? That’s the pain cave. Because Bitcoin doesn’t just test your finances — It tests your mental stamina, your time preference, and your will to keep going when everyone else taps out. Bitcoin is the ultimate endurance event. It separates the mentally tough from the mentally lazy, The low-time-preference athletes from the instant-gratification crowd, The signal seekers from the noise chasers. Only the strong finish this race. HODL image
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SwissHodler 11 months ago
Just stating the obvious. They can try to delay the inevitable with paperbitcoinization — wrapped Bitcoin, IOUs on exchanges, ETFs, custodial wallets, regulated honeypots. They want you to own exposure, not actual Bitcoin. They want control. Surveillance. KYC chains. But if the majority of Bitcoin ends up in self-custodied hardware wallets, held by people who understand what they hold... It’s over for them. No bail-ins. No rehypothecation. No turning off the exits. Just uncorrupted sovereignty — outside their reach. Not your keys, not your coins. Stack sats, take custody, and wait. The future isn’t theirs to print — it’s ours to secure. image
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SwissHodler 11 months ago
Switzerland is cracking — again. Banks are no longer helping with financing. For under-35s, buying a home is only possible in 3 regions. The Swiss dream is fading as traditional finance tightens the noose. While fiat banks fail the next generation, Bitcoin offers a way out — censorship-resistant, borderless, and unbailoutable money. If even the stable Swiss system is showing cracks, it’s time to stack sats and secure your financial freedom. image
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SwissHodler 11 months ago
Imagine what happens when all the shitcoiners waiting for the next alt season, all the gold bugs polishing their shiny rocks, and all the fiat slaves gambling with stocks and ‘saving’ in fiat finally realize that Bitcoin is the new monetary base layer. When they finally get it… where will you be standing? image
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SwissHodler 11 months ago
BTC IS the stable coin. 1 satoshi = infinite $€£¥ #bitcoin image
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SwissHodler 11 months ago
What’s your biggest regret in life? #bitcoin
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SwissHodler 11 months ago
📚 Starting Atlas Shrugged. They say it’s dangerous. Good. What are you reading? #AtlasShrugged #AynRand #WhoIsJohnGalt image