I was today’s year old when I heard the expression “more nervous than a whore in church”. Not gonna lie I may have spit up my water

Can’t say reverse de la Riva is my preferred guard….regardless we do that we don’t always like

Some days you are the hammer…some days you are the nail……today I was a sponge

I don’t engage in manual labor for my job, but this Saturday, I’m assisting my dad in digging a hole beneath the house to run a power cable to a new garage. I’ve decided to spend the day without listening to music and simply being alone in my thoughts while digging. It’s quite refreshing to constantly be aware of one thing you’re doing and to immerse yourself in your thoughts.

What if your tax bracket was based on body fat? Would we be a more fit nation?

How it looked….vs how it felt

I love how old people gotta always say something. Helped a 75+ old who can’t drive anymore to fed ex to return an Amazon package from his daughter. I was just driving him but should have thought to ask if he has a return QR code, email, etc…….in true fashion he didn’t know what any of that meant. While this was happening, two alphabet people they/thems came out….my mind saying .”please Craig let’s just drop the package and go”. I see him staring and proceeding to open his mouth Craig begins to ask them their opinion of Woodstock and their thoughts on the younger generation and influence…..not really where I thought it was gonna go

Checked into my hotel room at 02:00 and flipped the lights on only to find a startled man in my bed. Now both of us can’t sleep #thanksMarriott

Houston people are going to tell me “it’s not that bad” while the curls in their hair look like a rats nest