If I owned a video store (and that was still a thing) the Fast and the Furious movies would go on the discount shelf.

Is it a dick-move to just let ChatGPT write my resignation letter? 🤔

You can't change my mind.

Missed opportunity: make it a sundial. "Well shit, would you look at the time."

Thanks for all the prayers, vibes, and well-wishers. Tomorrow I get an official offer letter after two interviews and a written evaluation. 🎉 Next month, I start my new job.

I found an upside to ETH ETFs. I can troll the shit out of something new:

First interview ✅ Second interview ✅ Skills evaluation test ✅ Although I misread one of the prompts. 🤦 "Write a 2500 CHARACTER blog post" turned into an 1,100 WORD post, optimized for sales and SEO. I guess overachieving is better than underwhelming. 🤷🤞

Currently vibing to:

I'm going to go ahead and hope Nayib Bukele continues to be based and NEVER becomes an authoritarian dictator. I continue to warm to the things he does, not just says. And I HATE politicians. But I must always be ready to metaphorically slay my heroes.

Broken clock, via another broken clock.

Hits for Bitcoiners.

Gotta watch the generic cereals. This one's fortified with Iridium.

Checks on DedBird and Faceplant; Half my feed angy about Trump. Half my feed celebrating Trump. Me: not giving AF either way.

Very much enjoyed the Audible version of "The Martian" despite the narrator, not because of the narrator. Will Wheaton is a tool. 🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

I am currently making $14k per year less thank I should just based on an hour cap at work. Factor in the commissions I should have been receiving for the last 8 months, that number climbs between $24k-$36k less than I should be making. My employer should not be surprised by side hustle and job interview efforts. How long could you survive that pay cut, even in a tough job market?

@Jeff Booth help me understand. I just need a couple of quick clarifications from your premise on the Simply Bitcoin $92 million video: 1.) are you saying Bitcoin can capture 100% of the TAM of global wealth, including the utility value of things like gold and real estate? Or is it that we reach everything/21 million when Bitcoin is our unit of account? 2.) I've often used this $900T as my TAM, but I can no longer find a good source for the number. While it's irrelevant to your point, I find in my own orange pill efforts, it's helpful to cite sources.

IDK who that is. But he DOES.

Pro tip if you venture over to DedBird:

When a band you knew "back in the day" advertises online to tell you they're playing your local dive bar... It's a little like a big act coming to some backwater casino bragging about playing after the lounge lizard. "My condolences." Is all I can think to say.

There will be signs... Also, fuck hopium.