I hate captcha so much. Am I supposed to click the glass on the bottom left or not? Because it's a glass but it says car and has cars everywhere on the background. Of course this is data poisoning for ai detection, but if I'm a human, am I supposed to not notice the background?

PSA: You don't hate the EU enough, gm

Today I learned: The root of the word galaxy comes from the greek word for milk: gala. This is why we're in the milky way.

Did you know that you can't access websites using cloudflare in spain when there's a football match on? I'm not making this up

I can't type the words "absolutely right" without laughing or making it seem like a joke, even when I don't intend it to lol

Did you know that TTF fonts have a virtual machine? Yeah... View article →

I don't need to see the other contenders, kagi won april fools this year

Just a PSA: fuck starlink. I can't wait till mesh networks replace ISPs for the average person. --- got this email: oh nice, my plan is getting cheaper right? Wrong, this is my current plan: and after this oh so generous offer (where I save 1 entire euro, so generous) it's gonna become this Wait, isn't that half the speed I'm currently getting (on a good day by the way)? Yes, yes it is. So what if I want to keep the 400mbps? Easy, I should upgrade to Residential Max! What's that? 59 euros/month. So 59 euros is cheaper than 40, huh? Must be some math I'm not familiar with, perhaps math has changed recently, and we live in the age of ai... soo let me ask claude me: claude, is 59 more than 40? claude: yes So fuck you starlink!

poor doggo, how dare this human cut his nail, this is an insult to his whole family! 🤣 View quoted note →

@Alex Gleason biggest miss in ditto is that users should be allowed to have different fonts per section, not just one global font. CSS in general would be nice, but different fonts for header, name and content would be nice

Was playing the new slay the spire 2, when I saw this card @White Noise