I don't need to see the other contenders, kagi won april fools this year



oh nice, my plan is getting cheaper right?
Wrong, this is my current plan:
and after this oh so generous offer (where I save 1 entire euro, so generous) it's gonna become this
Wait, isn't that half the speed I'm currently getting (on a good day by the way)?
Yes, yes it is. So what if I want to keep the 400mbps? Easy, I should upgrade to Residential Max!
What's that? 59 euros/month. So 59 euros is cheaper than 40, huh?
Must be some math I'm not familiar with, perhaps math has changed recently, and we live in the age of ai... soo let me ask claude
me: claude, is 59 more than 40?
claude: yes
So fuck you starlink!
how dare you

...... we have failed as devs