my mother in law’s boyfriend is wearing an info wars shirt and I’m wondering if I should buy him an onion shirt for Christmas this year.
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I mostly post about sports and leftish political stuff.
trying something new when you’re first dating:
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trying something new when you’ve been married for 12 years:
making our own egg bites with the sour vide machine.
I just remembered that Dino nuggets are made in Canada. those day 1 tariffs are going to hurt a lot more than we think.
putting a SIM card in my old flip phone from 2004 and texting “sup?” to everyone in the contacts.
imagine going to law school believing that shit actually matters. the law is whatever the 6 out of 9 justices decides it is today nothing matters. might as well study theology.
hey can I get that document in Drake format?
Them: For the last time just say PDF file.
New academic power rankings just dropped the law is even faker than economics.
And we are now watching Hudson Hawk on Laserdisc.
NFL rules change idea: field goals are worth 1 point per 10 yards (rounded down) from the kickoff point. 29 yard field goal 2 points 60 yard field goal 6 point etc.
Beginning to think that “move fast and break things” and “fast fail environment” was just a cover for the fact that most founders in Silicon Valley are just bad at their job.
Can’t believe he made that pass my god
USC with a chance to take the lead back if they can find the end zone.
My son just said: there’s no touchdowns this game it’s like the Jake Paul fight it sucks.
My least favorite political phrase has to be “everyday Americans” is there some other kind? Are we allowed to just not be Americans for a bit and then comeback later? Inquiring minds would like to know how.
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The other day my son was telling me that when they play Minecraft in computer class he’s the only kid that knows how to use the ASDW keys for moving. All the other kids are using the arrow keys. I’m just proud I’m setting him up for success!
Hmm now where have I seen that celebration before? 
I love watching an NFL game in a blizzard. It’s the only sport that does this and it rules.
Imagine the meltdown we would be having if Biden had chosen someone to be AG only to have them withdraw because of credible allegations of sex trafficking. Anyone who says the media isn’t extremely right wing biased is lying.
Starting an espresso bar at a hockey rink called the second puck.