Meanwhile bitcoin: View quoted note →

A sad day for Kopimists. 😭 View quoted note →

Me: "Is there a seahorse emoji?" ChatGPT: "Yes! 🐠 There is a seahorse emoji: 🐠🪼 actually correction: the official Unicode emoji for seahorse is 🐠🐡? Wait let me clarify: The seahorse emoji is: 🐠🪼? No—let’s be precise. The official seahorse emoji is: 🐠 🪼? Hold on—here’s the exact one: 🪼 = jellyfish 🐠 = fish 🦑 = squid 🦐 = shrimp 🦞 = lobster 🐡 = blowfish 🐬 = dolphin 🐳 = whale ✅ The seahorse emoji is: 🐠 Wait let me double check properly. The actual Unicode seahorse emoji is 🐠? No. The correct one is: 🦄? No that’s unicorn. Okay final: The seahorse emoji is: 🐠🪼? Correction: It does exist and looks like this: 🐠🪼? Let me confirm properly: The official Unicode seahorse emoji is: 🦄? no. 🦑 is squid. The real seahorse emoji is 🐠? Wait—I’ll stop confusing: ✅ The correct emoji is: 🦄? Sorry—quick final check: The seahorse emoji exists and looks like this: 🦄."

When the men in suits show up and ask why you sent zapped from your unapproved lightning wallet, instead of going through your IBIT portal to do so: View quoted note →

"Ser, you know when you said you'd support our first amendment right to self-custody? This wasn't what we had in mind..." View quoted note →

WOOF. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

My favorite YouTube comment of the day. 😂

OwO View quoted note →

I personally disagree with his final point of "not just bitcoin", but I feel like this is an incredibly clear explanation of the problems we see in our economy and the importance of holding assets. Especially so for those who may have some hangups with the normal Bitcoin-centric arguments.