https://twitter.com/bitcoinmagazine/status/1670762619677085697?s=46&t=2AwCYaUoW0jA4N6gR_jOIg For the record, Fidelity ain’t getting my Bitcoin either.

Do you believe in coincidence?

Imagine selling your bitcoin 🤣🤣🤣 Why would you embarrass your future self like that!?

The thought of giving my Bitcoin to Black Rock actually makes me lol If you can follow a recipe and make a batch of pancakes, you are qualified to self custody your Bitcoin. You took drivers ed and gained the necessary competence to control an automobile at highway speeds at 16 YEARS OLD but you can’t learn how to write down some words to protect your wealth with truly sovereign money and own the only asset outside the system!?!? NONSENSE That being said, the news is still very interesting and if it gets people into Bitcoin then that’s great. But I wouldn’t touch it with a 99.5ft pole.

“The sobering reality to keep in mind is that a man’s lot in life will be largely determined by trades between him and his future self.” Saifedean Ammous - The Bitcoin Standard Lower your time preference. 🕰️

@Derek Ross Watch out, man. I’ve dug up some dir. You have been exposed buying digital content on nostr! I’m telling Tim Apple. 🍎 View quoted note →

Elon at bat for Damus. 🔥

The news about apple is bullish for Bitcoin and nostr. Change my mind.

So Apple considers Bitcoin to be money then. They should run a node and collect their monopoly tax in sats then. View quoted note →

Steve Jobs would be ashamed at the current state of Apple

Decentralized software running on highly centralized and monopolized hardware 👎🏼

There needs to be a better open source phone platform.

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Coinbase started out as Bitcoin only. They messed up ROYALLY just to get some temporary profits from uninformed crypto bros. You reap what you sow.

IMAGINE THAT

Credit to Jimmy Song.