I don’t have a dad bod—I have a father figure.
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I don’t need anger management—I need people to stop making me angry.
I’m not old—I’m vintage.
I don’t need a stylist—my chaos is curated.
I’m not clumsy—it’s just the floor loves me too much.
I’m not ignoring you—I’m just prioritizing my sanity.
I’m not clumsy—it’s just the floor loves me too much.
You are as big as the things that make you angry.
I’m trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament but good players are hard to find.
I don’t hold grudges—I remember facts.
I’m not antisocial—I’m selectively social.
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It's thrilling to be polite to rude strangers.
I’m on the seafood diet—I see food and I eat it.
Your past is a lesson, not a life sentence.
- It's déjà vu all over again. -Yogi Berra
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Being alone and being lonely are two different things.
I don’t have a dad bod—I have a father figure.
Time flies like an arrow—fruit flies like a banana.