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Hate it when I get high on life, the coming down and swinging almost makes it not worth it. Fortunately, I am a slow learner.

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Forgot that I did a quick #5pushups. The second day after exertion is really the worst day, feeling every strained muscle that I forced to work on Sunday.

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If you try to unveil ripple effects in a complex system, you should always change only a single variable, or you are doomed to go insane. I know that - hell, half of my job is to get my imaginary elbow greased and deep-dive debug unknown systems (inb4: yo mama). Knowing that, it should be easy to pinpoint what causes my good mood. It's either #5pushups, mind-blowing sex, or the hour of running after the ball in the gym... Hey, that's more than one thing! Darn. Well, there is only one thing a sane mind can derive from these indices. That I wouldn't contaminate my sample willingly, and there must be some higher power in play that doesn't want me to uncover the secret of happiness! </TinFoilHat> 😁

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All in all, the day unexpectedly turned for the better. She managed to start the mood by asking me to join Her for Her morning shower, groom Her lady parts (which was something that She for unknown reason grew less enthusiastic about lately, arguably due to cold, so anything in this direction was warmly welcomed), that turned into a shared bath where She used a LOT of soap and eventually even Her mouth. We spent there significant time before moving things to the preheated bed, with lots of kissing, Her receiving both a backrub and exploratory back kisses, and climaxed in the long deep legs-up bed-shaking. I initially thought that it won't be enough to get me over the edge (turns out, not thinking about goddess and hot & steamy scenarios 24/7 really does wonders for the stamina), but Her bathtub foreplay did the lion's share, so happy ending for everyone. Only negative side effect was that we overshot our time in post-coitus bliss and had to scram to get to the family event (and rejoice with kids). I will put "long self-time + long sleep + childless moment" right next to the "seaside vacation" on the "Her ultimate turn-ons" list.

Forgot I had #5pushups as the first thing in the morning, since She was tired and decided to sleep in while kids are out of the nest. Thinking about skipping tomorrow, since I was invited to a friendly soccer meet & kick.

Modern technology is a wonder. For example, thanks to my new ultrasonic brush I now know how it must feel to suck a vibrator. Turned on, I mean... the vibrator, not me, although... anyway, would you look at the clock? Time to serve tea to Her bedside. 😊

Had an unexpected child-free evening. Had some dinner together, a little chat about shuffling furniture. Then we delved each into our own activities and forgot about time. Went to bed after midnight. She said that she thought it would be different. I mean, I wouldn't be against it, but we had only time, not necessarily mood. I have read (and agreed) that you have to start foreplay in the morning if you want some action in the evening. Normally I would be the one that would push things... On introspection, I have found that because I have stepped back from the whole putting Her on a pedestal thing, it kinda dimmed my flame for these things. And She welcomed that, but you can't have it both ways with flame on demand. I am a little sad, but still better than being burned from inside. Regardless, while She sees this as one occasion that didn't turn up to its potential, I feel like that like every other day, so I just guess I have more practice/stupor in these. Time will tell if it's a good thing. PS: I am interacting with LLMs so much that I've begun using "delve" in my written speech as well 😮

GM ☕⛅

Had the wildest dream after the longest time. (I know you always dream, but remember only sometimes.) There were robots, neutrino bombs, genocide, District 9 level of isolation, human greed, conspiracies, state firms, sadly no sex... still made quite a good light space opera. I should start writing my #dreamjournal but it takes so much morning time 😭

I crosspost a good amount of memes to my private chat with a friend of mine. (Not all, mind you, she knows the shape of my preferences, but nothing detailed - we are keeping things civil here.) Partly because she is the closest to anyone I could share them with (both in mindset and language; she is in an international marriage, so she commands three languages very well), partly because if she ever stumbles on this godforsaken corner of the internet, she will be in a unique position to cross-reference and pinpoint exactly "who." Kinda exciting... don't judge ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Also she was the one I fantasized about becoming an unaware keyholder ("Can you just keep this wrapped matchbox for me for a week please?") during my university years. Never went through with it since we were both in relationships, but #agirlcandream

GM ⛅☕

Day by day, baby step by baby step, I will make this frictionless. #5pushups Inb4: that's what she said