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#jumble has a nice Pulse feature that shows posts from the last 24 hours grouped by people. It makes the feed feel a bit more coherent. I also remember a bot that showed your feed with at most one most recent note per contact - that was cool too. And it didn’t make you look like a stalker when scanning the feed and zapping/commenting on half the things someone posted that day.

GM ☕⛅

Could be us but... last time we tried food play you bit part of my lip instead of a mandarin piece and it was never the same after. (for philosophy fans #cantstepintothesamerivertwice, for uncultured swine #oncebittentwiceshy)

#lotr #fivemoreminutes

Wisdom is out there, just not everybody is ready to hear it.

Getting some late-night kitchen action - sort of spring salad with potato and sun-dried tomatoes so wifey has something for tomorrow's lunch. I should buy a phone with a better camera and actually check if my blossom 🌸 provider strips geotags from photos, so I have no more excuses not to use @Zap Cooking #foodstr

#sapiosexual

Off to some bedtime reading. Trying to swap LotR books for Hilda. The Hobbit was a nice fairytale, but Fellowship is kinda more adult, but it was the children's choice, so who am I to argue? #parentstr

Oh, I thought that @Pixel Survivor went down to the digital abyss, but seems like it's back?

Not sure when #nostrudel changed notifications to show only one type at time and no reactions. Is there any option to opt in for the previous behaviour? I have missed some stuff due to that :/ #asknostr

Those craving are insane

Paging Paige

I am kinda rebel, you know...

Decided that from this moment, when topping my wallet, I will stack matching amount. #stackingsats #hodl View quoted note →

#always #anyshape #anytaste

GM ☕🌥

Not diagnosed but, there are signs...

Doscovered @Zap Cooking and got reminded of kinda cool tech

OnlyRecipe

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It extract ingredients/cooking steps so you don't have to sift through heap of reading about author's emotional journey to grocery shop if you don't want to. #grownostr

You know that saying about New Year's dreams? Because I had one of the strangest about taking in a new hire at the firm - MILF grade, older than me, kids out of the nest, getting back to work routine to find her place while she was understimulated at home (in every sense of that word). It took a couple of flirting remarks that eventually climaxed in some spanking for a job-related fail. From there it was a kinda steep slope to more depravities, but never crossing the line of actual penetration (with genitals, that is), since we were both married. So far so normal as one could get, right? But here is the actual kicker: we eventually got her a Sybian (that "sit on the industrial-power vibrator" thing), and her conscience caught up, and we mutually agreed we had to dial it back a notch or two. But not before she discovered the wonders she could achieve on that toy, so as a parting gift I made her a voice-activated box that prevented it from running unless she said self-depraved things, like "I am just a dirty slut" kind, since she was heavily into that. Now, all is well, but unbeknownst to her, the voice box was internet-connected, giving me a first-row seat to her beautiful agony of calling herself anything in the vocabulary, just to get some more of that sweet, sweet vibration. And the first time it happened I had that evil mad scientist laugh, and that actually woke me up 😅 Anyway, happy new year to everyone who actually read it this far 🤠