Getting some late-night kitchen action - sort of spring salad with potato and sun-dried tomatoes so wifey has something for tomorrow's lunch. I should buy a phone with a better camera and actually check if my blossom 🌸 provider strips geotags from photos, so I have no more excuses not to use @Zap Cooking #foodstr

#sapiosexual

Off to some bedtime reading. Trying to swap LotR books for Hilda. The Hobbit was a nice fairytale, but Fellowship is kinda more adult, but it was the children's choice, so who am I to argue? #parentstr

Oh, I thought that @Pixel Survivor went down to the digital abyss, but seems like it's back?

Not sure when #nostrudel changed notifications to show only one type at time and no reactions. Is there any option to opt in for the previous behaviour? I have missed some stuff due to that :/ #asknostr

Those craving are insane

Paging Paige

I am kinda rebel, you know...

Decided that from this moment, when topping my wallet, I will stack matching amount. #stackingsats #hodl View quoted note →

#always #anyshape #anytaste

GM ☕🌥

Not diagnosed but, there are signs...

Doscovered @Zap Cooking and got reminded of kinda cool tech

OnlyRecipe

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It extract ingredients/cooking steps so you don't have to sift through heap of reading about author's emotional journey to grocery shop if you don't want to. #grownostr

You know that saying about New Year's dreams? Because I had one of the strangest about taking in a new hire at the firm - MILF grade, older than me, kids out of the nest, getting back to work routine to find her place while she was understimulated at home (in every sense of that word). It took a couple of flirting remarks that eventually climaxed in some spanking for a job-related fail. From there it was a kinda steep slope to more depravities, but never crossing the line of actual penetration (with genitals, that is), since we were both married. So far so normal as one could get, right? But here is the actual kicker: we eventually got her a Sybian (that "sit on the industrial-power vibrator" thing), and her conscience caught up, and we mutually agreed we had to dial it back a notch or two. But not before she discovered the wonders she could achieve on that toy, so as a parting gift I made her a voice-activated box that prevented it from running unless she said self-depraved things, like "I am just a dirty slut" kind, since she was heavily into that. Now, all is well, but unbeknownst to her, the voice box was internet-connected, giving me a first-row seat to her beautiful agony of calling herself anything in the vocabulary, just to get some more of that sweet, sweet vibration. And the first time it happened I had that evil mad scientist laugh, and that actually woke me up 😅 Anyway, happy new year to everyone who actually read it this far 🤠

Believe it or not, but this actually released a few days back. #y2knostalgia

There was an old game on PC with Pocahontas (I believe it was a port from Genesis?). She was portrayed there beautifully (for that time), so when my pliable young mind found some rule34 of her waving goodbye to the leaving ship wearing only her birthday suit, I was overjoyed. Some time later I found that she was supposed to be 10-12 years old. I thought, uh oh, that's not good, and I deleted that image. Even more time later, I found that in the actual film (which the game was based on), she is actually 18-20ish, and the romance is not based on historic events. Since then I try from time to time to find that picture, but maybe it's better to let it go. I don't think it could live up to the memory of it

Had a little talk with Her while on a little hike on the weekend. About love languages, expectations and such. Though after that, well, it is what it is. Yesterday She talked about Her colleague that unexpectedly opened up about her troubles at home. They have languages swapped (she has physical touch, he has acts of service/attention, while we are exactly the other way around) and she is not getting hers fulfilled enough so she has to cope on her own and even said that she can see a divorce sometime in the future. (Can't wrap my head around that, saying it after a month(!) in her (second!) marriage 😯) Bottom line: She wanted to express that She can now better understand my perspective. So a win, I guess? 😅

GM ☕☀

GM ☕☁

So, kid somehow outgrew me already 🤗 View article →