They do exist! ...or so I have been told. #🦄

So first few weeks behind me, new growth should be seriously dampened, but it's hard to tell because even normally it's few and far between. Researched some studies on the subject and it seems perfectly safe, and even beauty salons offer this method, so I don't worry about this. Will check in in a few weeks, but so far, so good. cc @Vyram Kraven View quoted note →

Ever since I changed my bio to 'this is my swamp,' interactions have plummeted. Surprised so many people both read the bio regularly AND are adamant Shrek believers who chose to obey the spirit of the sign out of respect. That or shitposting...

Maybe I should write myself app that would send me ai generated suggestive selfies 🤔

Yeah, I have sweet tooth too...

Is there any web/plugin/client that allows creations of kind 9802 (highlights) from URL? read.withboris.com supports only longform notes it seems 🤔 #asknostr

Found this in some gallery labeled "Gender traitor". It gives hints of conditioning, hypnosis and bunch of other vibes I like.

GM ⛅☕

Foggy weather again 🥰 Makes me curious if I like fog because it's reminiscent of old PC games that just lacked the power to render the whole world and had to cull render distance somehow. And seeing it now just brings nostalgic memories of simpler times.

OK, gotta admit, that feeling kinda grows on you. But since I am slightly masochistic, I don't think the general populace will have the same reaction. So it's still bad product design. View quoted note →

What kind of moron puts a cooling compound into SENSITIVE shaving gel, c'mon! My crotch feels like I've been fucking snowwomen day and night. #shaving #subproblems

Quick morning intimacies with the missus. What started just by Her exploring my poking tool turned out with Her laying on Her back and having a joyful almost-fistful experience. Still, She wanted me to get off, we found what would work for us both—submissive enough for me, while Her getting Her tummy sprayed as She wanted. She just held Her half-closed fist and had me hump it, lubed mostly by Her own wetness and with only a dash of coconut oil for the finale. 😊

I have disseminated a couple of projects in my time online. Most of them little capsules of content, sometimes one-shots, sometimes months or even years of continuous updates (admittedly more adult in nature). I have a deeply rooted belief that sometimes - not often - some wandering souls find them and get to feel the same rush from the times of the good old web. Joy of finding someone's personal/hobby website in some niche, or like some author of cool Flash games that were never to be found anywhere else. That little sadness when you realize that he hasn't posted in a while. The whole package. #grownostr

Is Nostr part of the blogosphere? Or is it rather the Nostrosphere? Or given the architecture, more like Nostrclustr? #asknostr

GM 🌤☕

Maybe buy a dinner first? View quoted note →

Tried my hand at pork roll with spinach today, followed recommendations for a juicy result and I think it made the fattier part not render properly (despite being hot enough on the temp probe). Okonomiyaki had better reception 😅 #foodstr prep/seared/done

#imagine being a noir private detective, using your honed skills to be chosen as a last-minute replacement for some older broad that seemed as warm as an icicle with the libido of a spoiled sardine. For the graveyard shift in security at a warehouse. Just you and some automated systems. Then, deep in the night, when you get to a part of the warehouse you should not be caught in, you get surrounded by security droids (busty in spandex, as if there would be any other way...) and after the cold sweat and puckered ass signature of being in hot water, you realize they are just... watching. The previous warden obviously had a kink for being watched, and being burned by humanoids before, she programmed the droids to come and watch her, off the record, every night... Now they only return to normal programming AFTER they witness what they need to see. The sun is rising soon and will bring light and the day shift. I just hope you don't get stage fright. #writing

I am not saying yes... but, you know, I'm like not saying no either.