#imagine being a noir private detective, using your honed skills to be chosen as a last-minute replacement for some older broad that seemed as warm as an icicle with the libido of a spoiled sardine. For the graveyard shift in security at a warehouse. Just you and some automated systems. Then, deep in the night, when you get to a part of the warehouse you should not be caught in, you get surrounded by security droids (busty in spandex, as if there would be any other way...) and after the cold sweat and puckered ass signature of being in hot water, you realize they are just... watching. The previous warden obviously had a kink for being watched, and being burned by humanoids before, she programmed the droids to come and watch her, off the record, every night... Now they only return to normal programming AFTER they witness what they need to see. The sun is rising soon and will bring light and the day shift. I just hope you don't get stage fright. #writing

I am not saying yes... but, you know, I'm like not saying no either.

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New subplot arrived! Imagine higher-class noble families where the daughters take interest in each other. While not an arranged marriage, a union would be slightly beneficial to all parties involved. This society is beyond pansexualism - if everyone involved is consensual and having fun, it's considered acceptable, both in and out of the bedroom. As part of the courting ritual, one daughter gifts the other a butler/slave she picked up as a "Donor of Life." Since they're still mostly bound by nature's laws regarding reproduction, this is a common solution - he provides the biological starting point. The nature-nurture philosophy here is heavily skewed toward nurture, so if both women raise the offspring together, the child will be socially and lawfully considered family with all the bells and whistles. The complication: These aren't mature women yet - more like bratty girls. They get into a feud and the marriage is called off. Now, what to do with the donor? Things could still work out between the girls, so one decides to lock him in chastity (which he obviously doesn't like) so he can't "produce" elsewhere in the meantime. Enter the protagonist. He needs information from the donor, who refuses to provide it unless his manhood is released from the cage. The choice - will the protagonist: • Help a brother out? Reconcile the girls, revive the marriage, and earn the gratitude of the nobles? • Betray him? Send him to reconditioning, extract the information, but unknowingly anger the resistance? • Help him understand that chastity can be a blessing? (That would actually be pretty hard to write convincingly, IMO) #writing

Thinking about a scenario where some decadent person in power has a slave girl/boy who is like a walking idea notebook. Only you write ideas onto her/his skin, permanent tattoo style. Maybe even more decadent would be not a slave, but a willing soul selling his/her body like that. What should be written down? Certainly not a grocery list. Maybe a list of enemies? Has a nice permanent ring to it. Or maybe some orgy ideas. That would be closer to my heart anyway. Hmm, well I am sure my fantasy world is degenerate enough so I can squeeze someone like that in there no prob. #writing

Finally got around to making okonomiyaki (thanks to @Anhern Sarsalor). I know the cabbage is too thick and I think the dough is a little thin. Also I should make them a little thinner. But overall, what looked like 'just a salt pancake' turned out fairly decent. Definitely will experiment again. #foodstr View quoted note →

First glühwein of the season 🤩

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Something about forced intimity (between strangers/reluctant ones even better), tickles me juuust right

What? Out of sats for zapping again? Maybe I should follow an example of many and stack instead 🤔

Nice panties, would like to see them like that... 😳

I am quite resourceful in using AI agents to aid my work. To the point I am kinda a local expert solely by the knowledge I have learned just as a side effect of that. I always sweat a little when someone asks me if they help me do work faster. I mean, just yesterday I worked from home, managed to do a full day's work, wear a collar, clean the toilets, wash bed clothes, do a grocery run, bake salmon served on parmesan sauce (not so great outcome, should really learn better recipes for salmon cooking), prep some learning cards for my kid learning English vocabulary.... Oh, you meant WORK work. Yeah, nah, I think I actually do less...

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Explaining this to someone uninitiated would be like trying to enlighten a dark cave fish about the basejumping rush, like describing the eighth color of the rainbow to a blind person, like trying to convince someone that restraint is freedom. You either feel it, or you don't.

Discovered that salicylic acid really works for preventing red bumps after shaving private areas. But now my crotch smells like strawberry cheesecake. #tradeoff or #perk ?

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The photo is nice touch!

There is a cool #biohack for human males. If you are feeling cold, but your balls are not tightened up to your body, you have a fever. The temperature control for your little swimmers is independent of the rest of your body, so while your body needs to heat up to fight whatever is coming, your balls will be just chilling out. Me personally, I have one more thing. If something is coming up, I don't need costly smartwatches that can warn me in advance (yeah that's a thing!), I just stop being horny all the time. And I am not horny right now... sigh.