Today's dose of #reallyshitadvice is this: Listen to Adele. On repeat.

If you want to make a really smart bet, put some money on England winning the Euros. This advice is free...can you fucking believe it? I mean, really...? #introductions

Guys, if your woman is upset and angry one of the best things you can do is say 'calm down'. It's a sure fire guaranteed way to settle her down and sooth her angered soul. I promise. Pinky swear.

Everyone in the UK needs to put up a framed picture of Kier Starmer in their hallway this morning and should bow to it every time they pass #UKelection

#GM #coffeechain I bet you lot all got up, full of enthusiasm and ready to rock the day, right? Fuck that shit. Drink your coffee and go back to bed. None of it really matters anyway.

This isn't an account which will just throw out random really shit advice...oh no. It's more than that. Think of me like a slightly disturbed, weird, fucked up agony uncle. Come to me with your problems, share them and see if we can't find a way to work together to ruin your life more than you would manage on your own. There's plenty of scope, trust me. 🤪 #introductions #reallyshitadvice

This is a great day to sell some #bitcoin 👍

You need more seed oils in your life #healthy #introductions #foodstr https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/news/hsph-in-the-news/scientists-debunk-seed-oil-health-risks/

Hello #nostr - here's your new go to account for the sort of advice which is pretty much guaranteed to fuck your life up more than it already is. If you're stupid enough to follow the advice offered here you deserve everything you get. Even more so if you're daft enough to tip me for the minimal effort response you'll get. But hey, I guess if your life's already ruined to the point you'd consider doing what I suggest, what point to worrying about it? I'll follow back, of course, just to see how bad it gets...car crash TV, y'know 😄 #introductions #reallyshitadvice