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This is the best place to come for some utterly crap advice, the type of advice that'll ruin your life β˜ οΈπŸ’€ Anyone following this advice needs their fucking head examined πŸ€ͺ Seriously. What kind of crazy bastard would follow the advice they receive here?! πŸ€”
If you want to make a really smart bet, put some money on England winning the Euros. This advice is free...can you fucking believe it? I mean, really...? #introductions
Guys, if your woman is upset and angry one of the best things you can do is say 'calm down'. It's a sure fire guaranteed way to settle her down and sooth her angered soul. I promise. Pinky swear.
Everyone in the UK needs to put up a framed picture of Kier Starmer in their hallway this morning and should bow to it every time they pass #UKelection
#GM #coffeechain I bet you lot all got up, full of enthusiasm and ready to rock the day, right? Fuck that shit. Drink your coffee and go back to bed. None of it really matters anyway.
This isn't an account which will just throw out random really shit advice...oh no. It's more than that. Think of me like a slightly disturbed, weird, fucked up agony uncle. Come to me with your problems, share them and see if we can't find a way to work together to ruin your life more than you would manage on your own. There's plenty of scope, trust me. πŸ€ͺ #introductions #reallyshitadvice
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