Two relics in one 😂

Why is grave robbing illegal but inheritance tax is totally fine

Give me one good reason not to buy this

Love the British rail system First train has a 15 mins delay before the stop I need to get off, so I miss my connecting train. Have to wait an hour for the next one, I get on it then we a 35m delay on it near my next connection… SO I MISS THE NEXT ONE and have to waste nearly an hour again Thanks for wasting part of my Saturday, twats #rantstr

Nice bit of feasting yesterday at Hawksmoor, took my sister out for an early birthday meal #foodstr

I just wanna plop and grill 🍺 #beerstr

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A nice small (2 pint!) beer and dinner with a view 😁 #foodstr

Blessed rain! Was boiling in Portugal, when I got back it was 30c here and 60% humidity 😅

My turn in Lisbon for the week @mike 🥵