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+Ragamuffin!
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We just need to verify you're you, for your safety. Please send us your butthole biometrics.
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When my builder neighbor was helping me by being the trench watcher and checking level for me he told me I've got laser (level) eyes. 👀
Workworkwork 
I just saw a roadrunner in the woods.
He must have been an off-roadrunner
This obviously only applies to the lands of the bright sky ball.
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No more lone wolves.
Find your community
Build your community
Nurture your community
Together, ape strong!
"Mommy, when babies start to walk, is that when they become tobblers?"
"Hackers"
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My wife got new pillow cases. Now my pillow has a really weak coefficient of friction and I'm not having it
This one time as a 14yo I took a roll worth of pictures of "high rise" (12-15story) apartment buildings being imploded. I still have the best shots showing them fall progressively.
I haven't seen this dude in forever. Can't even remember his name but he always seemed to have decent takes.
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Little bit of country engineering 
What if your opponents always underestimate you???
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Amber keeps asking my to sign some blob thing from amethyst.. What the heck is a blob?
Or grandma had a stash of old activities
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I feel real bad for her when she finds out there's no way to get the info away from them now. All those pics are forever theirs!
Could make a person's blood boil.
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I wish Cape mobile accepted xmr.
They don't even take btc.
They have stripe as their payment processor 🙃
#cape #privacy