I know its bait, but its gooood bait.
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+Ragamuffin!
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"Omg you smell like garlic"
"Uh, its onions"
"OmG YoU smELL LikE aLLiUms"
Thats my girl!
Guys, I just invented a new dance move.
Its called the spatchcock


So.. cylons.
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The irony of homedude's name being Chad is just divinely bea
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When shredding baby carrots for salad - maybe don't
I'm sure there's a lesson here, but I won't be learning it.
My hands remain unshredded, I continue living the high risk lifestyle.
I'm sure there's a lesson here, but I won't be learning it.
My hands remain unshredded, I continue living the high risk lifestyle.There will be tears 

The hero people need
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Little ragamuffin just counted to 109 unassisted. (And unprompted, which meant it became break time from daddy work)
For some reason though, he jumped from 109 to 200. Funny little minds.
Someone make a template to request all this footage. Lets start sending this in to every city.
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