Guys, I just invented a new dance move. Its called the spatchcock

Start acting like the criminal they are already treating you as View quoted note →

So.. cylons. View quoted note →

The irony of homedude's name being Chad is just divinely bea View quoted note →

Oh yeah, im sure this is going to result in a net positive for everyone View quoted note →

When shredding baby carrots for salad - maybe don't I'm sure there's a lesson here, but I won't be learning it. My hands remain unshredded, I continue living the high risk lifestyle.

There will be tears

The hero people need View quoted note →

Little ragamuffin just counted to 109 unassisted. (And unprompted, which meant it became break time from daddy work) For some reason though, he jumped from 109 to 200. Funny little minds.