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Thinking about systems for a freer world. Denver, CO
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philgarland 2 months ago
Why do eels make bad listeners? They don’t have eel lobes.
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philgarland 2 months ago
The (non-AI generated) images of Lionel Messi holding a baby Lamine Yamal are 🤯
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philgarland 2 months ago
What do you call an unorganized model railroader? Lionel Messy
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philgarland 2 months ago
Got my black running shorts with black tee going on today. #whitegirlsummer
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philgarland 3 months ago
Nothing like the first burp after fish oil and creatine.
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philgarland 4 months ago
You ever notice April is one typo away from Paril?
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philgarland 5 months ago
It snowed yesterday and the real feel is 77F today. Wtf.
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philgarland 5 months ago
Overheard someone say they keep all of their passwords in a word doc. But don’t worry, all the passwords are safe because the word doc is password protected 🤦‍♂️
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