When you realize that this bathroom is completely out of toilet paper _before_ sitting down. 😊

Last night I was messing around with an app that was supposed to health check and transcode all of my media files. I was trying to clear out the list of failed files so I would have a clean slate after fixing something. Instead of sending those files back to the queue, I just straight-up deleted them. Looks like I have some downloading to do again. Good thing I'm paying for unlimited internet. I .have a backup, but most of these are files that I just recently acquired, so they wouldn't have been backed up yet anyway.

If I bring a Mogwai to the ISS, when can I feed him?

It must suck to be an actress that just had a baby, that also had their character's pregnancy written into the show, that then needs to do a post-partum depression arc.

If you ever wonder why you can never stream Millennium anywhere, the pilot episode plays most of "Piggy" by Nine Inch Nails twice. The second time is when he's reviewing the surveillance footage from the first time.

Nobody freaks out quite like my cat when she thinks I'm not going to feed her even though that's clearly what I'm doing right now.

Harry Potter ripped off "The Final Sacrifice" change my mind.

The Muppets are like: I'd like to introduce our special guest, the executive producer of the show.

Early on in the movie "Event Horizon", one of the characters says that they would rather go to Mars than Neptune because Mars has women. I'm glad they sorted out that problem.

Nothing quite like rushing out of your house because you have a doctor's appointment that you think you are 15 minutes late to only to find out you are 23 hours and 45 minutes early.

I was updating my ErsatzTV channels to create a new "Love" channel for movies with strong themes of love. I said yes to Shrek and Shrek 2, but no to Sleeping Beauty.

People who were not yet born when The Simpsons made their episode about how the show had been going on forever and will never die, are able to drink now.

Strike: Hey! Just so you know, sats are cheap RN. Me: OK. Well, can I buy some then? Strike: No

Considering how young she was when she was declared "fairest of them all", I wouldn't be at all surprised if the magic mirror was in the Epstein files.

Now that we've broken the ice with the Penny. I can't expect that the Nickel is too far behind.

If Ned, the Pie Maker (from Pushing Daisies) brought the X-Man Rogue back to life, what would happen if they later touched?

The biggest crime the 2017 reboot of Duck Tales ever committed was properly and clearly pronouncing all of the lyrics to the theme song.

Who the hell is selling hand grenades to Foghorn Leghorn?

The new update to Zen browser that links all of my browser windows so that any frame can become any page is really great. I'm already seeing the benefits.

Just managed to get the vm image that was inside my failed storage cluster restored and now I'm watching as all the pods in my cluster each turn to white.