https://richard-tnd.itch.io/taseredinthecrotch #nutzap #c64

I never feel as boring as when I get posed with the question: Tell me a little bit about yourself.

One of the great things about the rise of generative AI is that it must now be that much easier for stock photo models with the wrong number of fingers to get hired. Obviously, we no longer care.

At precisely which point in the hatching process is it acceptable to add one to your count of chickens?

Living in Zeno's Arrow

Listen and make your own on Suno.

#suno #zeno #bonjovi

If the doctors can determine my appointment as missed if I am 20 minutes late and charge me a $35 fee, then I should get the same if, after 20 minutes, my doctor has still not arrived.

With a mortar... IYKWKUKYK

In the pre-ride footage for Back to the Future: The Ride, Doc Brown states that Biff was from Hill Valley class of 1955, but considering that he was enrolled in Nov of '55, that would make him class of 1956 for sure.

#memestr #kinkstr

On X, your post has 2 comments (from blue check users) and everything else is "probable spam"

When "let's go bum around downtown" turns into "oh look, they are having an art faire"

What if the Doctor's real name is "It's Okay. I'm Actually A Little Man Inside A Robot Version Of Myself. Look Into My Eye And See Me Waving" and the only reason he ever decided to go by "Doctor" is because he was getting sick of people trying to look into his eye whenever he introduced himself.

This box is clearly too large for the bag it contains.

What the hell kind of sense of decency do the Ewoks have that they all walk around essentially naked, but all keep their heads covered?

I've never seen anyone send me an email where the sender adds the warning that they are outside of my organization and I should beware clicking on any links until today.

#memestr #lotr

Reminder that this month's meetup was pushed to tomorrow so as not to conflict with the 4th. View article →

Look, when I ask you to name 3 Nirvana songs, it's not to suggest that you're some sort of poser that has no right to be wearing one of their shirts, it's just that I'm worried that you might be under control of one of those worm alien things from the "Conspiracy" episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation and this is one of the easiest ways to check that you have full access to your memory that I can think of. The fact that you're a female has nothing to do with it.