Look, when I ask you to name 3 Nirvana songs, it's not to suggest that you're some sort of poser that has no right to be wearing one of their shirts, it's just that I'm worried that you might be under control of one of those worm alien things from the "Conspiracy" episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation and this is one of the easiest ways to check that you have full access to your memory that I can think of. The fact that you're a female has nothing to do with it.

#Prisencolinensinainciusol #tunestr #suno

The adage about how when a woman is complaining about some difficulty they're having that they're looking more for understanding and less for you to fix it is kinda turned on its head when they are complaining about the poor performance of their code. "yeah, that sucks" is less helpful than real optimization tips in that case.

#memestr #weedstr

#memestr

What is the easiest way to serve duck.npub.pro under my domain but still allow me to serve my NIP-05 and other resources? Currently, I'm using Github for the hosting so something that could work in that situation is preferred. #asknostr

A friend in need is a friend indeed. A friend that can serve as a vessel for smoking weed is even better. #memestr #weedstr

Doorbells with integrated video cameras have pretty much ruined the premise of most knock knock jokes.

Was just looking at a book on Amazon with the publish date of Jan 1 1970 and it took me a second to realize that wasn't just the result of a missing epoch time.

Darth Maul is just outside the gift shop under the Mackinac bridge.

Google Maps

Google Maps

Find local businesses, view maps and get driving directions in Google Maps.

My daughter just cut off my ponytail.

Just completed phase 4 once again before the release of the full 1.0 #satisfactory

Has anybody been keeping track of how many strong and growing Flintstones vitamins are up to at this point?

Drop Biden, bring in The Rock.

So I've had this nasty headache all day...

The neighbors spend all their money on fireworks so we don't have to.

#memestr