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Bitcoin Bay Bash May 15 2026, 10:00 am | Satlantis

We’d love to invite our local community to a relaxed, educational event about Bitcoin. This gathering is part of the Australian Bitcoin Bush Bas...

Watching Michael Dunworth struggle not to say “cunce” every 5 minutes on What Bitcoin Did has me in stitches… 🤣

Dear friends, this post isn’t about Bitcoin, but let’s be honest, everything is about Bitcoin is a sly roundabout way… 😁 With the fuel prices going to shit, I’ve been looking for ways to optimise on expenses, and so I came across this delicious recipe:

RecipeTin Eats

Meatloaf recipe (extra delicious!)

A Meatloaf recipe for people who love their meatloaf oozing with flavour, moist and tender yet not crumble apart when sliced. With the BEST meatloa...

Nagi always optimises for maximum taste, but you may optimise for health (no added sugar), allergies (gluten free crumbs) etc. Tip: Grate the onion, don’t chop it. The moisture gets absorbed by the crumbs and it makes it more… fluffy. Enjoy! ☺️

Bitcoiners, what’s your hobby when you’re not stacking sats? I take going deep literally. 😁🫶

Is this okay? Did I mess it up? 🥹 @Brisket

How do I make this 1.4kg flat brisket in the oven? @Brisket

Hey there, handsome Bitcoiner. Yes, you with the cold storage. Love a @bitcoinbushbash… but ready for a meetup with a slightly more bullish female ratio? Do you whisper “tick tock, next block” into the void at night… alone? Do you dream of locking eyes with a radiant, sovereign Bitcoiner queen across a grass field in Byron and thinking, “Yes. I would multisig a life with her.” Well CANCEL your celibacy arc. Byron Bay Bash. 15–17 May 2026. Where the female-to-male ratio is higher than your conviction during a 60% drawdown. Where the vibes are low time preference and the sunshine is proof-of-work. Where you can discuss UTXOs by day and manifest a lineage of little orange-pilled heirs by night. Imagine it: You. A T-bone in one hand. A coconut water in the other. A beautiful Bitcoiner saying, “I cook with tallow.” Boom. Courtship. Already married? Bring wifey. Let her make lady friends who also think fiat is cringe. Now BOTH of you have someone to debate cold storage strategies with over breakfast. That’s called maximalist mating efficiency. And Byron? It’s like Australia 20 years ago. Fewer NPCs. More sunshine. Slightly less authoritarian vibes (for now 👀). The ocean sparkles like a freshly mined block. Do not let your high-functioning laser-eyed 'tism stop you from finding your sovereign soulmate. Your bloodline deserves to inherit more than just a seed phrase. Stack sats. Touch grass. Find love. And maybe your very own T-Bone & Jen origin story. Byron Bay Bash. Be there. Or stay home debating BIP-110. #Bitcoin #FreedomTech #Meetup #ByronBay #NorthernRivers #NSW #Australia #Nostr #GrowNostr #ByronMeetup

My parents in 2025: “Are you sure about this Bitcoin thing?” My parents in 2026: full maxis, out-maxing me, running a DIY Knots node. This timeline is a glitch in the matrix. 😂

When I’m not podcasting, I’m shitposting on LinkedIn and doing long-term damage to my employability for short-term laughs.