OUR MUTANT HORDES ARE TRAINED BY THE BEST DEATH GODZ IN THE UNIVERSE WE HAVE SPIRITUAL POWER LIKE U PUNY HUMANZ HAVE NO ACCESS TOO MAINLY BECOZ YOURE TO BUSY CRYING ABOUT EVERYTHING LOW TEST BETAS COME OVER TO PLANETTMAYHEMM FOR A DAILY DOSE OF VITAMIN D E A D L I F T GET ME HERE? LET GO TINEE TINY FIAT PEASANTS

HERE ON PLANETTMAYHEMM WE ARE BUILT DIFFERENTLY TO U 1: WE LOOK COOL DOING EVERYTHING 2: WE ARE SUPERIOR IN BUILD 3: EVERY LIFT IS FOR MAX 4: YOUR MOM LOVES SIZE…. HAHAHA LIKE I SAID WE ARE JUST KOOLER THAN U ARE WHILE YOURE WORKING OUT BASIC GENETICS OF MEN AND WOMEN WE ARE STRATEGISING OUR NEXT VICTORY AND #BITCOIN PILLAGE WE ARENT THE SAME WE JUST BETTER

ON OUR WAY BACK FROM YOUR MOMZ HOUSE TIME TO JAM IN SOME CORE WORK WILL HIT SOME ROTATIONAL STRENGTH AND SOME ISO… YOU MOM IS ACROBATIC AFTERALL IF YOURE UNDER 200 POUNDS AND HAVE A 6 PACK…. YOURE JUST SKINNY STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT MORE THAN THAT 225 IS THE ENTRY FOR BEING A COOL DOUCHEBAG WHO TAKES ENDLESS SELFIE PICS SHIRTLESS YOURE NOT THERE YET BUT!!! YOU WILL…. TILL THEN WE WILL KEEP WORKING WITH YOUR MOMZ PELVIC FLOOR HAHAHA

WAIT….. ITS MONDAY?!!? ITS LEG DAY DEEP SQUATZ YA BUNCH OF SAGGBAGGZ GET TO IT

YA GONNA BE OK PUDDIN CUP? NEXT GLOBAL SYSTEM MELTDOWN WILL BE CAUSED BY US AND…. WHAT ARE U GONNA DO? CRY ABOUT NOT ACCESSING YOUR PHONE WE WILL BE DOING WHAT WE ALWAYS DO LIFTING HEAVY SHITT EATING ALL THE FOOD DRINKING ALL THE UV LIT REVERSE OSMOSIS WATER AND YOUR MOM WILL TAKE CARE OF OUR MORE BASE PLEASURES AND DESIRES HAHA! WE TAKE IT DOWN YOULL HAVE A HEART ATTACK BUT!!! ITLL BE GOOD FOR U TO STOP WATCHING DONKEY PORN WE ARE GONNA REPLACE IT ALL WITH THE #BITCOIN SUPER ECONOMY FOR YOU…. COZ FOR SOME REASON YOU JUST CANT DO IT YOURSELF SO…. SYSTEMS CRASH ACTIVATED FUKKIT!!! THEN WE CRASH AT YOUR MOMS FOR THE WEEKEND AND FIX THE WORLD BY MONDAY AHAHAHAHAHA

ACHTUNG SLAMMPIGGZ GYM TIME WE ARE THE PEAK OF GYMING TECHNOLOGY AND THEN THERE IS U…. POINDEXTER WHO HASNT TOUCHED A WEIGHT IN 40 YEAR APART FROM LIFTING YOUR MOM OFF THE COUCH HAHA…. AND SHES ONE HEAVY B…. ANYWAY ☺️ YOURE GONNA GET YOUR OUTTA SHAPE ASS TO THE GYM TOMORROW YOURE GONNA LOAD UP A BENCH AND HIT SETS OF 15…. START THERE WHEN ITS TUESDAY BUZZ US AND WE WILL GIVE YOU TUESDAY MONDAY: BENCH PRESS MAX x 15 REPS START WITH A WEIGHT THAT MOVES FOR 15…. WHEN U CANT LIFT THAT MANY, DROP THE WEIGHT GUESSING YOULL BE CRYING ON THE 15 TH SET AND SORE ALL WEEK GOOD! WE GIVE TUESDAY FOR BEGINNERS MONDAY NIGHT BUZZ US HERE SEE YA THEN SLAMMPIGG

DEATH TO CARDIO

SHHHHH!!! BUSY!

CANT TALK STAKKING MUSCLE MAYHEMM YOUR MOM HAHA

LOCATION: PLANETTMAYHEMM FOOD: STEAK PAID FOR: IN #BITCOIN MUTANT: IT IS I… THE OVERRLORRD

PLANETTMAYHEMM INSPIRES BULLY TACTICS, GETTING MORE MUSCULAR THAN EVERYONE U KNOW AND ENGAGING IN LOVE ANIMAL SACRIFICE TO A FULL MOON TO HEAL THE INJURED DEADLIFTERS IF YOU THINK YOUVE TRIED EVERYTHING TO HEAL AN INJURY WE ARE HERE TO TELL U…. U HAVENT TRIED THAT ONE MEATBALL HAHA HAVE A GREAT NIGHT AND SELF CUSTODY

ACHTUNG SLAMMPIGGZ TO ANOTHER MAME AND STAIN DAY OVER AT YOUR MOMZ HAHAHA OUR SUPREME OVERLORD LORD MAXIMALLUS HE DECREED #BITCOIN PAYMENTS WOULD INEVITABLY CIRCULATE THROUGH THE GALAXY BUT WE HAD TO STEAL AS MUCH FROM EARTH 🌎 AS POSSIBLE LUCKY MOST OF U ARE 10 POUND WEAKLING COMPUTER NERDZ THAT 10 MINUTES WITH YOUR MOM AND BOOM #BITCOIN ANYWAY OUR BICEPZ MARATHON 30 MINUTES, 5 MUTANTS AND A SUPER EZ CURL BAR U DO 10 PASS THE BAR NEXT MANIAC DOES 10 CIRCLE JERK THAT FOR 30 MINS AND BANG!! YOU NOW HAVE BICEPS AND WE HAVE GIVEN U A BABY BROTHER EVERYONES A WINNER CEPT U…. YOUR NEW BORN BABY BROTHER CAME OUT AT 225 A TATTOOS READING YOUR MA BITCH…… NOT EXACTLY SURE HOW THAT HAPPENED BUT HEY….. YOU WERE BORN TO RIGHT? HAHAHAHA TILL NEXT TIME AIDZ VIKTIMZ

THERE ARE DAYS ON PLANETTMAYHEMM EVEN WE THINK HOW DID WE GET HERE… HAHA!! DIFFERENCE BEING U USE YOUR TIME TO FIND WAYS TO TELL YOURSELF YOUR SICK WHEN YOURE NOT YOU TRY AND FIND WAYS TO MAKE SENSE OF RIDICULOUS GENDER, CLIMATE AND OTHER WEIRD THINGS YOUVE ALL JUST LET THROUGH WHERE AS WE BUILD MORE MUSCLE, READ MORE BOOKS, BUILD BUSINESSES, EAT LOAD OF THINGS THAN MAKE OUR BODIES AND MINDS STRONG, WATCH INTELLIGENT MOVIES AND PUSH OUR OWN AGENDA WHILST SETTING OUR OWN BOUNDARIES, WHILST REFUSING ANYONES PROPAGANDA BUT OUR OWN….. AND NEVER PUSH OUR WAYS TO OTHERS GUESS WHOS HAPPIER HAHAHAHAHA…. U CAN CHANGE YOUR MISERY SIMPLY ASK FOR A REFUND AND SHOP/SPEND YOUR ENERGY ELSEWHERE FUCK YOUR SHITTY FRIENDSHIP GORUPS AND WHO LIKE U YOU N MEDIA…. MAKE NEW ONES, CREATE BETTER ACCOUNTS BE ENERGETIC TO BE YOU!!!!! THE WAY U SAY IT AND LIVE IT

CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD

GYM TIME SUPER SLAMMPIGGZ ITS THE #NOSTR SQUADZ ALL TIME HATED BULLY READY TO SLAM, CRAM AND BLAM ALL OVER YOUR MA’ HAHAHAHA!!!! WE DROPPING A 5 x 5 DEADLIFT SUPERSETTING ON FRANCO COLUMBU WIDE GRIPP CHINZ TO INFINTIY COZ AFTER YOU ACHIEVE YOUR FIRST WODE GRIP OVERHAND CHIN…. YOU KEEP GOING UNTIL INFINITY IS REACHED SQUATS AND SHOULDERS TO FINISH OFF KLOKOV AT A 5 x 5 AND HEAVY SQUAT SLOW FOR FORM BOOM!! SIZE IS EASY…. HONEST! JUST ASK YOUR MOM HAHAHAHA GET IN THERE AND SLAM SOME WEGHTZ BOYZ MAKES U MORE ATTRACTIVE…. AND U NEED ALL THE HELP U CAN GET HAHA! BUT…. ONLY SO MUCH LIPSTICK U CAN OUT ON A PIG AFTER ALL ☺️

HE’LL BE FINE JUST ONE TO MANY PULL-UPS HIT THE HEAD ON BENCH TOMORROW “WE DONT WANT ANY ACCIDENTS”

THE LEGENDARY BULLY OF #NOSTR APPEARS OUR PET WOLF : GIGANTOR WE SEE LOTS OF FRESH MEAT ON THE #NOSTR SO LETS MAKE A DEAL YOU FOLLOW THE MUTANT FROM PLANETTMAYHEMM AND GET UP TO DATE WITH OUR LEGENDARY POSTS ABOUT MUSCLE, MAYHEMM AND YOUR MOM HAHA AND WE WILL FOLLOW U BACK…. NOTHING CREEPY, PROMISE HAHA WE USE #BITCOIN AS OUR LEGAL TENDER ON OUR PLANETT… SO WE PRETTY FAR AHEAD IF YOURE LUCKY SOME INTERGALACTIC #SATS WILL BE SENT YOUR WAY

BILL SKARSGÅRD A FELLOW PAGAN MUTANT BUILT ONE OF THE BEST PHYSIQUES YOULL EVER SEE IN A FILM RIVALS THE BRAD PITT ACHILLES PHYSIQUE THAT PUNY HUMAN CREATED YOURE ALL GONNA SIT OUT THE CROW… ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES U SILLY HUMANS HAVE MADE FOR YEARS BECAUSE IT INSULTS BRANDON BRUCE LEE THE ONE MAN WHO WOULD OF LOVED TO SEE THIS REIMAGINED FILM ABS CHEST BACK SHOULDERS PERFECTLY SCULPTED….. INSTEAD OF WATCHING YOUR DONKEY PORN GO AND SEE A PROPER MANS PHYSIQUE SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY START TO BUILD YOURS PROPERLY TAKE THE WIN FOR A CHANGE

WE DOIN CRUNCHES BOTH KINDZ HERE ON PLANETTMAYHEMM WE TRAIN HARD AND EAT HARDER YOUR MOM CAN ATTEST TO THIS HAHA

READYING FOR BATTLE SUNDAY IS CORE DAY OVERLORD JUICING UP