CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER Titan Ball The only game where the players decapitations scores more points than following the sensible rules Referees are optional Concussion guaranteed Fun? 37 children were injured by the joystick 🕹️ due to excessive force whilst on screen annihilation occurred The best game that never existed 1987

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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 The Titan Treasury has officially replaced interest rates with bench press numbers. Current mortgage rate 225kg x 5 Applicants under 140kg need not apply #nostr #fitness #run #bench #TTD