People don't remember what you say or do. They remember how their trauma filters, distortion field survival instincts, coping mechanisms, personal unique combo of illusions, current medications, distracted minds, and microplastic gut biomes made them feel while you were being a normal person.

At first I was like 'oh, standard is good.'. Then I was like, 'oh what's this, perfect fifths? Perfect is even better.' But, my ego is no more immune to the logical conclusion of rational cause and effect than the next guy. I must concede Werckmeister II is the objectively correct guitar tuning temperament. There are fools who argue otherwise.

Faith in USD at ATH. Local faith in market rationality less so.

Speaking of coincidences, industrialization solved everything about getting these berries in my smoothie except ensuring that poisons have not been washed off of them. Oh yeah and also poisons were sprayed on these berries, which is weird.

Damnit, I just came up with a Fahrvergnügen joke but there's nowhere to put it

WHEN THEY WANT ME TO CRUMPLE THE PAPER AND THROW IT AWAY I FRAME IT AND SURROUND IT WITH GOLD DOILIES INSTEAD

'Yes Babe, even in the zombie robot apocalypse.' Doesn't seem like such a throwaway comment now, does it?

After a rambling spiel that spans incredible time, variety, and territory, including complex processes, ingredients, formulas, and compounds, at a pace absorbable by no one, the dispensary salesman comments, "But some people ignore all that and say, 'just give me whatever.'" After a pause, he added what would explain the rationalization that keeps him: "Because they don't understand their bodies."

WHEN I AM ASKED HOW AM I DOING? I ALWAYS SAY 'ABOVE AVERAGE' ALWAYS

CEASE, DESIST! AS A PRINCIPLED LIBERTARIAN, I CLAIM DEMONSTRABLE HARM TO BE REMEDIED BY APPROPRIATELY CORRELATIVE MONETARY DAMAGES EACH TIME ANYONE WORLDWIDE (herein "YOU") USES THE EVANESCENT ILLUSORY INSTRUMENT COLLOQUIALLY REFERENCED "USD" It hurts, bro

Conspiracy Theorist: "Sometimes rich people do bad things and then use their money to cover it up." Person You Accept As Thought Leader in Your Community: "Not possible, stupid to think about. You pathologically don't understand reality, are a danger, and ought be socially marginalized on a vague emotional basis, sans formal investigation." You, proudly and courageously defending free thought as an impartial 3rd party: "I'm not a conspiracy theorist or anything, but I don't necessarily advocate automatic robot executioners for anyone who ever googled a 3rd party candidate... yet. Don't get me wrong, i'm not risking a feeling of not being accepted over it or anything. Haha. Ha. Huh. Hrm."

I don't trust the machines to count the vote. - Sent from my iphone

What's the difference between an elephant and a giraffe? Serious question, and hurry, I'm in a hostage situation and this kid looks like he means business

FUCK POETRY

person I dont like posts social observation "OH JUST VICARIOUSLY LET ME EXPERIENCE YOUR JUDGMENTAL LOW IQ GUESSES" person I like posts picture of dog " Absolutely adorable. You know it's so gratifying and refreshing, just to see, *where you are*. Live Laugh Love is more than words friend."

Abolish the income tax and replace the revenue by using the mouths of the Spygate cronies as putt putt golf holes. For fun, of course. Because I endorse family entertainment.

Actually, the burden of proof is on those who deny the straightforward explanation that changing or accessorizing one's appearance is correlated with dishonesty.

I am the Donald Trump of sausage biscuits.

LET'S SEE HERE WHAT DO I HAVE LEFT THREE BANANAS, THREE APPLES, AND ONE GFY WHAT'LL IT BE FOR YOU KIDS

YOUR AUTHENTIC, UNCENSORED ABANDON IS DISTRACTING CHILD'S PLAY. LEAVE ME TO THE APPEARANCES I AM KEEPING UP, SPECIFICALLY THAT I OCCUPY A MORE DESIRABLE HEIRARCHICAL POSITION THAN THE LIKES OF YOU, SO FOOLISHLY EXPERIENCING LIFE MORE FULLY, WITH FEWER ARBITRARY DISTORTIVE LENSES. IT WILL BE DIFFICULT TO UPHOLD A CIVILIZED REPUTATION WHILST 'DANCING' AS YOU DO. EAGERLY I WILL AWAIT YOUR ILLUMINATING MEMOIRS AS INSTRUCTIVE OF MY FUTURE ADVENTURES IN SIMILARLY IGNORING ALL TRADITION, CONVENTION.