Putting together a class action lawsuit against coupons in mailboxes.

Wow that guy's handshake is unusually firm. Steering clear of that one.

Gigs or jobs or grants or help wanted or donations or sales or transactions or investments or transfers or affidavits or standards or assignments or tasks or monetizable units at agreed pricing or contracts are lightning invoices.

Two days into my new diet Still a fat fat fatty

SURE IS A LOT OF DECLARATIVE STATEMENTS WHEN PSYCHOPATHS AREN'T ACCOUNTABLE FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY

'Paper or plastic?' MA'AM, I DON'T EVEN KNOW *WHO I AM*

AI thinks the dictionary available to my last text should probabilistically recommend 'cuddle.' It's not from my context, I assure you.

If there's an imposter in the dictionary, it's 'jibe.'

what noise should I make in lieu of traditional verbalizations this week, when interviewed

'Good morning. It would appear that the most effective use of today would involve securing a meat source. Would you like for me to provide recommendations based on your web of trust?' FUCKING SNOOZE

Signing this would be insane! Therefore I wasn't of sound mind.

Politics is a unique endeavor in which the only prohibitions are on explicitly noting knowing deceptions and considering legitimate expertise.

I remember sitting in elementary school thinking my teacher couldn't possibly be this inept, unsophisticated, and blind to adult concepts. I don't have a point to that, just bored here at church.

TIL wall street is open 930 to 4pm eastern time. That should really be all you need to know, but evidently it isn't.

'It is you who misunderstands me! Feel free to observe my actions disapprovingly as I proceed unaffected. You may suffer discontent, while I may enjoy anything that i wish. The fool who criticizes me remains in squalor.' 'The primary output of your self-serving, plunderous existence *is* a wake of squalor! What you want, you may have -- but assuredly that affords you no virtue. Indeed, it only proves that *you are a bad man*."

His surroundings slow down as the realization sets in. All meaning has been abstracted away. There is nothing left but heartless automation in service of incumbent agenda. 'ing' is basically just one key on the keyboard now

One thing worse than my shameful recognition that I am out of shape and without adequate exercise would be existing in that recognition in a public setting among those for whom that is not the case.

Nice try, but no, repeatedly telling yourself how bad a person you are will not be a sufficient replacement for becoming a good one. Even if you do it loudly among others for effect.

ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS RIPPLE INCARNATE

Just go ahead and make the notifications button a marshmallow