Just go ahead and make the notifications button a marshmallow

"The implication seems to be that everyone should find meaning and satisfaction within the modern domestication and compliance first rubric, whereas population is observably diverse on the explore/ exploit dimension, such that the search for meaning is an individual experience that can only be retarded by an increase of self-serving standardization in service of some central, averaged aim, myopically determined 'optimal' by disregarding the individual entirely. It's how we know narcissists are in charge," she smiled warmly, but then began to cry. Seeing the transformation on his precious daughter's face, he turned and called for Mother: "Honey, she won't take the bottle."

I'll settle for just 'was right about covid' ratings on cereal

Wow those old people have literally no idea, IOW their refined priorities exclude the focus of my youthful naivete.

Enough with the gratitude already. My narrative prefers thankless work.

My half retarded step daughter could vibe code your future rules based self-financing loan candidate application review pre qualify service based on bitcoin by the time your half retarded loan officer gets back to you with an answer on whether he figured out why his password isn't working.

His on-phone histrionics are maximally emoted to optimize for unearned reputation from those who overhear and confuse confidence with competence.

No one will need to engineer decentralization. With so many options to be shared, extended, and vibe coded, it will happen, as we gravitate to what the leaders in our communities are able to persuade us to adopt. So Microsoft

In an unfettered free market waitresses would accept bribes from Pepsi to refuse Coke to anyone who asks, while accepting bribess from Coke to ensure Pepsi customers cannot have their choice. all while corporate greed colludes to neutralize itself mootly

Throughout the presentation she explains why each slide's meme was chosen, and don't you find it equally adorable? If you want to keep your fucking job you do

No, computer, I don't need to log in. I already logged in once, which is plenty for me. YOU may need something that YOU don't have -- but my job here is done.

It's not that I don't trust you it's that I fear I will not be able to successfully shoulder the burden of ensuring that you never do anything wrong while I'm not watching.

Sure, doc, I'll take a comment card (but judging by the color of the waiting room furniture, we won't be seeing any changes any time soon. ) "Invasive, anachronistic, unsophisticated. Shuttering overdue."

WE COULD SAVE A LOT OF TIME AND FRUSTRATION IF WE JUST CALL ALL THIS, 'LIFE', AND SMILE WITH EACH OTHER. BUT, I WILL CONCEDE THAT THERE MAY BE SOME VALIDITY IN UNPACKING SOME OF THE DETAILS HERE AND THERE. THAT SAID, ON THIS ISSUE HERE? THE ONE YOU'RE BRINGING UP NOW? GFY.

Sesame Oil is not a seed oil. Source: Me

Intelligence is ability to ascertain actionable information from neutral environment. Effective intelligence adds relevance and morality. Corky from Life Goes On has more Effective Intelligence than Fauci

No I do not have any 'spare change.' My essay entitled 'The Scourge of Performative Victimhood Among the Voluntarily Unemployed' (proceeds to infant nutrition and attachment relief) cost $20 even

IM JUST A BIT UNCLEAR ON WHAT DISTRIBUTION OF NEUROSES, THEN, THAT YOU *WOULD* EXPECT TO ARISE AMONG PARTICIPANTS IN A SYSTEM OF 'SICK CARE,' IF NOT THESE, THESE THAT WE NAVIGATE AT EACH LOBBY, PHARMACY, AND RECEPTION

The staggering hypocrisy cannot be over stated and should not be forgotten. They thought believing in a conspiracy was worse then participating in one They thought not wearing a mask (that has holes in it bigger than the virus) is worse than locking down a healthy population They thought questioning vaccines is worse than mandating they be injected into children without sufficient trials They thought supporting Trump was worse than being hunter biden They are insane, and they are to be ignored now

Testing the machine required moving two objects larger than myself The machine is broken Therefore I'm... not optimized 😆