BLOOMBERG 2020

THAT'S THE JOKE

"Hello, you have reached the law offices of GM, Pura Vida, Stack Sats, and GFY. How may I direct your call?"

"We have arrived Geoffrey. Geoffrey, we have arrived. Bring the limousine to the veranda that I may retrieve my cardigan from the credenza by the vanity. "

GO ITOLDYASO YERSELF

THIS CHILD'S PODCAST IS AS THOUGH A BOX OF MACARONI WERE MIXED WITH A BOWL OF RAMEN AND SERVED AS A DIP FOR COOL RANCH DORITOS

I mean I do still wear a mask... But only one. And only when I'm naked.

Now. Where was I? Or, more relevantly, perhaps... where should I have been?

The spirit of the music is principles over personalities You can't just follow the cult of a frontman or a costumed goddess in infatuation The music is for loving music. It's the common language that goes beyond all the human superficialities and concerns. So if you want to be cool here? It's different, you have to spend your life learning the secrets of which personalities and labels the cool people have memorized and trade like pogs over your head

ARE YOU A FRACKING ACTIVIST OR DO YOU ENJOY STOMPING PROTESTORS? CHOOSE

You spent your life developing your religion wherein all words are meant to summon multiplicitous meanings derived from every recursive association your imaginative, incogent fantasies have catalogued, in antithesis to any principle that prioritizes successful communication. Forgive me if I don't pretend with you that I am any part of the problem.

The average number of arms on a def lepard is 1.75

One can learn a lot from YouTube instructional videos. Primarily how important the creator thinks his face is.

Now that the boomers have ignored me for 15 years in favor of CramerfomoNGUing a local top, I wonder who will come along in another too many years to convince them about CoinbaseTurds aka Bitcoin for Beginnerz

BRB busy not caring who Danny Saylor is

I prefer a woman singing to a man talking. There's a reason you disagree and call that 'soft,' sir.

They're glad to have you open a jar for them but unwilling to let you solve their life problem. Because intelligence is the only inborn trait, and experience the only thing earned, that it is universally acceptable to hold in contempt.

What are these things on My feet? I didn't put these Here. Oh internet

There is a predictable response to taking away a child's blanket or feeding him a vegetable. Proof the enemy subversion is complete.

To learn a variety of snake oil scams, peruse the pharmacy with a skeptical eye, in light of Covid. Imagine Fauci as CEO of each product.