So my girlfriend was like let me surprise you with dinner... she got us a 6PC fried chicken with a mountain dew watermelon drink 😂. I had to explain her the whole stereotype and show her a Wikipedia page about it 😆.

Dogsitting for my mom 🐕 #dogstr

Me once I get my node back online 😆

Finally saved the princess 👸 🫡

I like new @zap.stream app. Its nifty.

Goodnight 🫡

Touch water

Does anyone got any tips to get your girlfriend to stop cleaning your house? I made us dinner and she felt the needs to completely wash my kitchen and bathroom well I cooked 😆. She doesn't even live here.... im trying to give her a relaxing night where she can lay in bed and watch whatever movie.. nope this woman is obsessed with cleaning 😂. She keeps telling me it relaxes her....

Lightning Node is down due to running out of space on my harddrive View quoted note →

Somehow this image of Voodoo will probably offend someone. 😆 #catstr #cat

Instead of spending my energy today on fighting strangers on the internet over nothing, I got laid. That's why I stopped replying to all of your comments.