So I discovered my truck has cruise control. Such a weird experience, it's like my car is driving itself 😂

Gotta love going on a date with a girl and she tells you about her up coming date this Friday 💀. Why are women such hoes now a days? Does no one want monogamous relationship anymore or is that dead?

I have stumbled upon a really good idea for #amythest mr. @Vitor Pamplona I call it the peak a boo feature and I've taken the time to make screenshots to make clear my suggestion. It started with receiving a like from a random person. I wondered what kinda content they were producing and let's just say they were not using the right hashtags if you know what I mean 😆 So well stoned out of my mind. I thought of a feature. Currently when you click on a user's name it takes you to the npubs feed. Which is great. Dont change. When you click on the profile picture, it does nothing. What if you had a feature where you clicked and hold for 2 seconds on just the display picture of the npub, it will show you just the banner, description of their feed? I call it the peak a boo feature 😆. Let's you see what your getting into before you click you know? Makes #nostr a more enjoyable experience 😆

Voodoo and I later on tonight 🤪 #cat #catstr #meme

No one on nostr mentioning St. Patty's day... tisk tisk.

Im tall and canadian, does that make me a frost giant?

I love that the snow is going away. Rain is basically just a free car wash.

I asked the hottest coworker i have to a lunch date 😎... she said yes.

The Craig Sandwich - Cheese Bun - Garlic Humas - Marble Cheese - Honey Ham - Ketchup - Mustard I eat this daily 😋

I shaved my mustache and suddenly I look like I'm in high school.

PSA: don't fuck with the geese.

I like rain because it's not snow

I hate Mondays

I hate the government. I went to service ontario 4 times to try to register my car... each time they came up with some excuse. The signatures from seller didn't look like it matched, ok i go get paperwork resigned. Go back and they told me I need a photocopy of his ID? I'm ok weird but ok. Get photocopy of ID. I come back and they tell me again the signatures don't look like they match and I was missing a form. I leave come back a 4th time, the moment they said signature, I was like I'm going to absolutely loose my shit right now. Told them to get me a manager, manager was trying to give me an excuse that it's fraud protection. Im like the dude who sold me the car is a short old Italian with a quick anger and his lawyer liencese/his bar. Trust me you don't want him here. Finally they processed my paperwork. Now im semi street legal for next 10 days 😂. Now to past the new stupid ontario saftey test where they fucking xray your car and send photos to ministry...

So much work, so little time.

New (used) car 😎. Ford Escape 2009 V6. #carstr #cars #movingupinlife