When I die one day, can everyone on #nostr do a #zapathon to fund raise some #bitcoin to shoot my body into space towards the sun butt nakedness with a 360 gopro live streaming to earth 🌎. I'll pay any amount of sats to make it happen 😅. Where do I sign????
CraigTheSpaceBum
Craig@bitcoin-cats.ca
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I never understood why people spend $5000 on wood that is seen for 2 hours then put into the ground.
Hahaha. My power went out and I witnessed my UPS kick in 😎
10 minutes after funeral, massive thunderstorm and flickering lights
I was lucky enough to witness 4 generations of women. R.I.P. Nana 😔 

I should be getting ready to sleep as I got a funeral for my grandma when I wake up but I'm trying to fix my node that Rabbel decide to take down because he was offended by the truth and instead of using words, he decided to attack my node then call me a snowflake then quickly delete his comment. 😂 buddy you just destroyed your entire reputation.
Who was @Turiz
It feels weird thinking about the funeral for my grandma tomorrow. She always said the one thing she wants to see is everyone together and tomorrow the entire family is getting together. Just makes you think the kinda impact you have on peoples lives.
I identify as a Cat 🐈 for tax purposes. 🤫
[⚠️IDEA ALERT⚠️]
The question: How do you bring bitcoiners to Nostr?
The Answer: Nostr exclusive content.
I have 2 Ideas for revolutionary content if anyone wants to take any ideas and do something with them. I'll gladly donate any ideas to the community but you gotta stream it to zap.stream so I can watch and maybe participate 😆
First show is simple.
Imagine if we could convince @jack, @jack mallers, Max Kieser/Stacy Herbert and @Michael Saylor to sit on a panel well brightest ✨️ minds in bitcoin/tech space compete in a shark tank style show. Users can zap their favorite devs in real time. The panel may hate the idea but if the world likes its, they will zap the devs anyways and vise versa.
Second Show:
If you don't know what lightning switches is. It's basically a LNBITS plug in that allow you to active things with bitcoin.
Now imagine that mixed in an old TV show called "MXC".
https://video.nostr.build/760b9fd5ff634b59d86c5db6bb5e4ca2aa7d8314724848e4781b906c8fed7267
Basically you would connect different pistons and dispensars, etc to lightning switch plugin. Basically you would get a bunch of crazy plebs that want to earn a large amount of sats for themselves or want to do it on behalf of charity. You put them in through different trials and tribulations 😆. Have fans be able to zap the invoice and activate the trap on the pleb running the course 😂. Just imagine old man @Derek Ross, @jb55 or someone like @Guy Swann running and you have 1000 plebs trying fuck up their run by zapping their wallets dry 😆. You could create a incentives like giving a portion or all zaps to the winner. Also gives people to show off their results from their 100 push up day challenge 😆. As they say in the show "DONT GET ELIMINATED!"
LAST IDEA:
For the ladies... Bitcoin Bachelorette. Where a full coiner has to go on a date with beautiful no coiners and try to find love 😆.
With bitcoin lightning switches, nostr and bitcoin legit you could change how content is consumed and interacted with. Please @zap.stream team. Make this a reality.
GitHub
GitHub - arcbtc/bitcoinSwitch: Turn things on with bitcoin!
Turn things on with bitcoin! Contribute to arcbtc/bitcoinSwitch development by creating an account on GitHub.
Got my physical results in. Apparently I have really good kidneys (probably because I dont drink) and no STDs 😂.
FEEL THE POWER OF LOVE

My grandma dropping in to give everyone a #gn


Something weird is happening, hours after I get news about my grandmother. I get 3 really good job offerings 🫣, all of them pretty much paying double what I make now.... it's like Nana is looking after me 😅
My grandmother passed away this morning 😔