Hear me out @Onyx👸🏻 .. and it's not a product or service I'd personally use but.... ONYX BRAND BITCOIN LIGHTING POWERED VIBRATORS AND FLESH LIGHTS. Imagine doing a online performance on zap.stream and your "toys" don't activate unless a bitcoin invoice is paid. Use a program like streamlabs to control the camera angles and where you would control put the QR code on the screen. Think about all the zaps you would receive to have a bunch of horny guys trying to get you off 😂. I made a bitcoin enabled claw machine and jellybean dispenser running on same concept. Anything that runs on electricity and has a switch can be hacked and modded to accept bitcoin. I can help walk you through/lead you to some videos. All you need to obtain is a sex toy, a $3 little micro computer called a arduino and some wires for like $2-$3. I'll let you run it off my node or help you run your own 😅. Idk I thought you would benefit from this idea plus its something you could sell at a bitcoin marketplace met up 😅

The government always looking at my cat photos, never liking or zapping them. 😑

So I started a new job roughly a month ago. The manager who took over the store 4 months ago seen day 1 has always acted weird like emotional unstable. She would have panic attacks and ask me for days off.... (even tho she's the manager). I even found alcohol in the garbage at work. Everyone that has worked there for years prior all make way less then me who just started 😆... the reason why I'm bringing all this up is because I have a moral problem. The manager has decided to take a week long vacation well when one of the core coworkers that pretty much held the place together quit today. If I was the manager I'd be hiring to replace her.. instead of vacationing... If my one coworker who is making minimum wage quits, no one will be able to open the store to accept cash 😆.. There's also Toronto's first ever sats market on June 23rd! I don't have my work schedule 😒 and I feel like it won't get approved as I am already booking 27th off for my sister wedding. Should I just quit my job and just chill on my remaining EI? Or should I just play by ear, ride the waves and see where life takes me?

This is not #fiatjaf this is voodoo. 😐 #catstr #cat

Now I'm not officially associated with The Bitcoin Way. I can 100% confirm they are ripping off their customers. Why the hell would someone spend $1000s to have someone walk you through how to set up a bitcoin node when you can get same results from a 10 minute youtube video for free. That's my two sats 😅. I'll be honest I offer the same service as the bitcoin way but for free and I actually build stuff on bitcoin and educate them.

I told my coworker to stop playing the lottery and start buying bitcoin. Her argument was "bitcoin can loose 50% of its value overnight". I'd rather own something that can potentially 10x with a risk of a 50% draw down verses. A lottery ticket with the odds of winning being 1 in 100,000,000 and your pretty much guaranteed to lose all your money 💰

Woke up with bad stomach pain. Thank God for Tums 😅

If I get a lesbian pregnant during pride month, is that a tax deductible charitable donation?

I had a batshit crazy woman come into the store and demand a refund on a clearance item. The lady was screaming "the rockerfellas own pharmaceutical companies" and bunch of craziness, all the customers told me she was bat shit crazy. She was demanding me around like I'm retarded. My manager was saying i shouldnt even have served them because of how rude she was acting... Well I saw her after work in the parking lot, she tried to talk to me and I just simply told her enjoy staying poor peasant and just walked away 😆. She didn't see that one coming. I hope she comes in to the store to complain 😅