Me when that race condition bug ticket is coming up:

What in the flying fuck?

Event Horizon is one of the greatest horror movies ever made and it taught me to never listen to critics again. View quoted note →

Back to fucking piracy! 🏴‍☠️ View quoted note →

Daym, 10.000$ 💰. Need to get some ripples on that Binance wallet. View quoted note →

@LNVPS.net When up again?

I don't get it. View quoted note →

Holy Based 💪

This image always cracks me up. 😁 "The social contract"

"Hhblblblblbggggrre" - boring gay monster in abandoned building, 2025 Wow, so creepy. Why can't we just have zombies and lickers again? Why do they keep shitting up RE?

Heat is increasing. 🔥

Burn 🔥

Oh my god. 😂

@nostr.build what's the max file size I can upload with the 100 & 500gb plans? Are the file types constrained?

Squid!

GM sirs The soundtrack of today:

YouTube crashes on Brave now. In light of recent developments this might be the new normal. Where is the #nostr clone?

Arbiters of the rules based order.

You WILL eat ze sausage.

⚡BREAKING, Moscow - Washington: Putin and Trump, via envoy Witkoff came to preliminary agreement on how to resolve the Ukraine conflict: - 🇩🇪 Germany pays for Ukraine reconstruction - occupied territories go to Russia, 🇩🇪 Germany reimburses Ukraine for said territories - 🇩🇪 Germany covers expenses for military materials on US, Ukrainian and Russian sides - 🇩🇪 Germany publicly apologizes for instigating the conflict - 🇩🇪 Germany pays reparations for civilian casualties on both sides - 🇩🇪 German-financed fund created to revitalize resource starved European industries due to war - 🇩🇪 Germany pays for costs for destruction and reconstruction of the Nord Stream 2 pipeline - recipients of funds stay classified 🇺🇸 "It's painful for all but it's at least bearable to most sides" - Rubio 🇷🇺 "We're happy to see the realities on ground being acknowledged" - Ushakov 🇺🇸 "Merz will need a well oiled credit card over the next two decades or so... Lots of oil needed." - Trump 🏳️‍⚧️ & 🇪🇺 "Were really happy and thankful deal maker daddy did this for us." - VdL, Rutte in a joint statement