Islam’s version of heaven is very terrestrial. You get pussy, jewelry, food, etc. The same shit you’d get on earth if you conquered another’s tribe. It’s base, tribal, hedonistic. Seems rather unenlightened, imo.

Unless it’s spirit week and it’s pajama day, DO NOT let your kids wear pajamas to school.

What a game! It was so good the refs didn’t want it to end.

Making someone testify before congress means they’re almost guaranteed to escape any punishment whatsoever. It’s an immunity signal.

I don’t like it when grown men take a picture of something in their hand just to show off the label on their watch band. I would love it if this stopped.

Is buying sats in the iOS Primal app on no longer a thing?

Buchecha’s cardio is awful. Just awful.

Tucker is so far up the ass of Quatar. His content is increasingly indigestible.

It’d be really cool to be able to buy sats on Primal.

@Marty Bent Hey what was that concoction you used to break that five day fast you did a while ago. I know bone broth was involved but I can’t remember what else was in it?

There’s a difference between great wrestling with ground and pound and the bullshit hold-your-opponent-on-the-mat-for-five-rounds that the radical Islamic wing of the UFC has made famous. So over that shit. They deserve all the decisions but holy fuck, man.

Rare urge to smoke. Me: can you get me a pack of Newports? I know, I know, I won’t buy another one. Wife: Ugh, what kind? Me: Just say Newports.

I left a career behind and changed fields altogether in order to work less after my daughter was born. I make less money, but I have significantly more time to spend with her. Your child doesn’t need you to make more money. He or she needs your presence. It’s TIME, not MONEY that is the most precious resource. I decided to give her as much time as I possibly could.

OPEN.WATER.BITCOIN

If you’re overwhelmed by seed phrases, you should sell your bitcoin because you’re a fucking child.