If you’re a man who takes ozempic to lose weight, you’re probably a woman.

I fucking hate live music. It could be my favorite band doing their greatest performance and I’d still have second-hand embarrassment. I don’t know why, but it’s always been that way.

Glorious.

People are shitting their pants about new Gladiator movie but I just watched the trailer and was less than impressed. I couldn’t even grasp the plot.

Educated thoughts positive or negative on the cash yield product that River just launched? When people start talking about yield I’m automatically wary and suspicious.

When our children are our age, they’ll look back, with a particular sense of antiquity, on Americans sitting in front of their televisions watching the local news broadcast.

I’m gonna be honest I don’t know what dark maga means.

Who trained the Quds Force or whatever element that developed into the Quds Force? It doesn’t seem likely to be organic. British? American? Russian or Soviet? Or is that too difficult a question. #asknostr

Rest In Peace, Pete Rose. Greatest hitter ever.

Old buddy in town. Rings me up for a hang. Meet up with him and his friend whom I had met before. Three hours into the night my buddy reveals that his friend is actually gay. Had zero idea. How did I have no idea? Because you don’t have to be a femme fag just because you’re a gay man. They should teach that in schools.

When someone says that gold is better than Bitcoin because it’s been around longer, I think, you know what else has been around for a long time?, fucking math. 😝

Pager dick bombs. Hilarious.

A friend’s wife won, in fiat terms, a little chunk of Bitcoin. They’re not Bitcoiners, at all, and they have bills to pay. But I’m doing my best.