sometimes i kill a jackal, suck out all the blood. steal myself a station wagon, drive it into the mud. https://blob.satellite.earth/c16cf6372d43faa36f62f3ef15bafdabff14d155aa587f59c0c3c98e503a22fd

i still find it hilarious that Will has Vitor muted

if cloudflare wants me to start paying them money every month they're gonna have to come up with a more serious name for their product than "Super Bot Fight Mode" sounds like something from Transformers.

I remember when installing Linux was more complicated than Windows. Shit like manual drive partitioning and needing to install drivers for video and network to install media made Linux inaccessible for the average user. Now it's flipped. You can install PopOS! with like 3 clicks. Windows on the other hand requires an active internet connection, Microsoft account, biometrics, telemetry, location services, advertising ID, PIN #, bitlocker, OneDrive, and 2 forms of alternative contacts, mobile and email. Then they try to sell you a subscription to both Microsoft 365 and Xbox Live ($7.99/mo and $11.99/mo respectively) Will we ever see a flippening?

My life be like too ooo ahh ooo ahh ooo-ooh #overheardincornychat

I dunno who needs to hear this but if you're a business owner, do not switch to #clover payment system - it is fucking goddawful. key features are missing or locked behind paywall. It is totally non-intuitive. 2 key examples: You can't send a recurring invoice without an additional $30/mo app. And if you send an invoice that gets paid by a client via any means other than Clover (they pay with cash or check) there's no way to mark the invoice as paid, only cancel it outright which fucks up our record keeping. Should stayed with PaySimple, it's more expensive but you get all the features out of the box without nickle and diming every little thing.

My shop is right next door to a payday loans place. There's a huge overlap between folks who need predatory loans and folks who drive late model luxury cars. So today I'm gonna begin documenting this phenomenon. #expensivecarsatthepaydayloan

mexicans are wild for this shit #clamato @TheRupertDamnit @godspeed @Tekkadan 📲🍄🌐 @Noshole