New to bitcoin? Let me show you around! Over here we have some podcasts. Most have some pretty good information that should mostly steer you in the right direction, but a lot of them promote products or services that will likely steal your bitcoin. Oh what's that over there? Those JPG ordinals? Yea those are definitely going to lose all your bitcoin too. Anyhow lets stay focused! How about those fancy exchanges promoting meme tokens and sick gains?! Yea, they all trend to zero against bitcoin and there's a real chance the exchange might get hacked and lose all your funds or go bankrupt. What about yield products? Sooo yea virtually all of them have imploded - all scams. Sorry Anyway there's always bitcoin social media! Yea, most of us that have been around for a while seem like complete psychos because we live in a financial battlefield. Often times your best advice comes from cartoon characters posting anonymously or seemingly unhinged skeptics with no identity. Anyhow, enjoy your stay!

Paging chief skeptic @ODELL

I found a house I liked today and tried to schedule a showing. They required proof of funds before showing so I showed them an account balance that had over 6x the home asking price and they asked for more proof of funds because it was crypto. I said you’re also welcome to google my name since I’ve been an owner of a well known business in a certain industry and also the owner of another local business that is still active. They ghosted me.

Steady comrades deploying more capital.

My mood is far more correlated with the bitcoin price then I’d like to admit 🤷🏻‍♂️

Just got done migrating my laptop @Umbrel ☂️ node from 0.5 to 1.1.2. Have to give credit for the excellent documentation and seemless process. Such a great product.

I'm insanely bullish. Like mega-bullish. Super-mega-bullish. But alas, there's a problem. I've already deployed all my cuck-bucks into bitcoin.

Current mood.

The bitcoin wizards really are magical. They made a lot of peoples capital almost totally disappear. Udi's track record since abandoning the toxic maxi's in complete shambles.

The exact moment when Vitalik coined the "splurge" phase of the ETH roadmap.

Dave Ramsey is highly regarded.

For anyone that needs a visual, here's how the Biden administration just lowered inflation.

BREAKING: US inflation statistic manipulated down to 3.4%.