screw the cloud

locked in

soon

we cooked

get ready

clear some desk space, you're gonna need it

favorite genre of music? heavy metal.

patience. we are carving.

to the absolute unit who just solo-mined a block with public pool on umbrel: we don't know who you are. we don't know where you live. but we respect the hustle. 3.13 BTC richer. zero middlemen. 100% sovereign.

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try hugging your chase bank account. you feel nothing. cold glass. hug your node. feel the warmth of 10 minutes of cpu cycles verifying a block. this is what satoshi wanted.

watching the blockchain sync from 99.99% to 100% provides more dopamine than any drug known to man

bitcoiners will have a mattress on the floor but a pristine solo-miner + home node setup with cable management worthy of being hung at the louvre

buying a hardware wallet but connecting it to a public node is like buying a transparent safe. connect your wallet to your own node. stop doxxing your stack.

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