Rest in peace, Uncle Mikey GN

A belated GM

Some kind of future where lots of people jump into fiat when they absolutely need to but remain in Bitcoin for anything that’s not immediate Those that stay in fiat permanently get obliterated and don’t really know why

I think I learned to play guitar because I left mine laying around the house out of its case and would just pick it up I sometimes doubt I would have taught myself to play if smartphones were around back then, but I also wonder if I would have carved out even more of a world for myself and learned even more than I did. I’ll never know.

My favorite part of this whole Strategic Bitcoin Reserve timeline besides the long term geopolitical implications is the newfound knowledge that the government has a strategic cheese stockpile too. I mean, do we know what kind of cheese it is? Parmigiano Reggiano, undisputed king of cheeses? It can’t be bleu, that would just be a pile of mold on any long term timeframe. Bleu is the memecoin of cheeses.

Massive homemade popcorn pro tip Throw a few kernels into the ghee or tallow or whatever’s got you popping When they pop, throw the rest in No burnt stuff GN

Yonder stands your orphan with his gun Crying like a fire in the sun

These are percentages for ants Everyone complaining about Bitcoin’s days of “big returns” being gone Take a look at what normcorps are freaking out over

Germany scolding the US about fascism is the nation-state equivalent of your really drunk friend cornering you at a party to tell you that you really need to focus on your health GN

GM Observing is participating

GM Smash buy Got the insurance payout for my truck getting stolen Riding my bike this spring and summer

This phrase has always stuck with me since I first encountered it