GM ⛄️ 🤍 🫂 This is my favorite coffee mug. I made it for myself before my baby arrived. Really I just glazed it myself (paint pottery). It's still cold as balls. Do not lick any metal poles today. Thank you for your attention to this matter. #coffeechain #nostr

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Look what shirt I was randomly wearing when my order of HODL butter arrived today @Oshi (推し) #asknostr Have you ordered from a Bitcoin-only business in 2026 yet? Reply with a vendors name and a lightning receipt/proof of purchase from 2026, and I will zap you 100 sats for funsies until I don't feel like it anymore.

We are so back betch