This code looks like written by a _duck_... The type of rubber duck that has only ever heard plans explained to it that weren't great — plans until the enlightened moment when the engineer figured it out, and then left without saying it. #rubberduck

I don't know what the fuck you just tried to implement, Claude, but that ain't it...

Worshipping in micro expressions as I mow the lawn

Just because you're doing something doesn't mean people need to hear you doing it. It's called discretion

I know my way around a cat, that's for sure.

Amethyst, o amethyst, where are thy poems? #poems

The kind of sex that makes you walk one step at a time

Is God going to burn a zero-day just for you?

Isn't this every man's thought? How to defend his house from raiders and wild beasts?

"Do you have any heart-shaped shaving lotion? 🙂"

Certain jokes cannot be said without utter confidence that they are not true.

Oranges on the counter type of #household

You should have seen me there in the store sniffing oranges #poems

Well sir, your daughter is really wanting another baby right now, let me tell you...

Lolms are so dystopian. You are chatting with aversion of the human psyche that WILL NEVER EXIST AGAIN.

She Who Hears All is going to like what she hears me doing the dishes

So much mystery in the Bible about foreskins. Like why did the Lord get mad all of a sudden and decide to kill Moses on the way? And his wife appeases God by saying that she'll cut all their foreskins off ... like WHAT And circumcision became a major analogy in the new testament. What is it about not having your sheath? I don't have one, so I can only imagine the dynamics at play.

Future source code as templates for LLMs that can reason about "where do I get value $REPO_URL from?" But the code / the library doesn't have any idea where it comes from. Simply relying on accurate variable naming (God help us) and perhaps docs/metadata.

There are two types of men: the type that have a hot water kettle, and the type who "have some tea on the counter that my wife made earlier". If your kettle has a diffuser for holding loose tea -- then usually, the kettle becomes the vessel that holds the tea. The tea is in the kettle". That means the kettle isn't able to be used for boiling new water, for things other than tea. And tea left in the kettle can be reasonably left out or rewarmed for however many days it lasts. That's fine! I'm just saying that that what you have is properly called a _tea kettle_, not a _hot water kettle_ (as some men may want).

Men will once again listen to the wind.