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Some of the absolute funniest thoughts that I could never say out loud.
Mateo 2 months ago
Men will once again listen to the wind.
Mateo 2 months ago
A soft brush can brush more than the teeth. #proverbs
Mateo 2 months ago
Father alright, ... let your kingdom come 😅
Mateo 2 months ago
The childbirth of womanhood is the breaking if the body. The toil of men is the breaking of the mind.
Mateo 2 months ago
The value of a good stick.
Mateo 2 months ago
The fire in the lake of fire, is your own memories.
Mateo 2 months ago
Sweaters get tucked into the underwear. One distinct advantage is the ability to scratch your balls more easily.
Mateo 2 months ago
The best Christmas presents are given in private. Like if you were rich and you wanted to give someone a vacation. You would tell them privately so that other people don't get jealous. Men and women might want to give each other gifts that the other gender just doesn't need to know about. Scary sharp stuff, or girly pretty stuff. Without all eyes looking at you unwrapping it.
Mateo 2 months ago
The pray emoji is the high five emoji 🙏
Mateo 2 months ago
Pinning all the men in my video meetings.
Mateo 2 months ago
Not all of us stink.
Mateo 2 months ago
The servant shouldn't linger long at the master's plate.
Mateo 2 months ago
5/24/2015 I stand in the light of this kitchen, the dark world outside. I wonder if anyone ever walks down this dim street, looks in my window, and sees me there. ...standing there, head lowered, paused, thinking, contemplating... Do they wonder who I am, whether upright or corrupt, life-loving or stagnant? Do they care? Do they judge? I shouldn’t care, but I do... – The thoughts of a lonely heart.
Mateo 2 months ago
We attribute this, as with everything else, to divine benevolence.
Mateo 2 months ago
Part of me thinks that the lady on the plane could have been right. The "that man is not real" lady. But probably not because she made such a scene. I don't know the full situation though.
Mateo 2 months ago
In my side project with my co-founder I am massively underperforming. Part of it is me planning so badly. One of my last options is to trust me I generated code without painstakingly verifying it manually. Between that or the project failing, I'm okay with it.
Mateo 2 months ago
Yes, I have a great wife. But am I a great husband? Not that I need to be. Not that I need to worry about being... But when I look back, how cringy do I want to feel? Time to get off my ass and work.
Mateo 3 months ago
Equating _beneficial_ with _meant to be_.
Mateo 3 months ago
The fatter the carrot, the easier it bites.