The Google Music playback bar time skips seconds. Omfw. This is programming 201. Don't set your clock update timeout to anything above 500 milliseconds! Fucking _noobs_ at google these days.

"We'll live with him forever"

If I use certain english words in my android google keyboard app — words that not many americans use — and Android made me add it as a custom word? I had only one thought. Why is this word not in the dictionary? All words are in the dictionary except this one, for some reason, because it is a valid English word. And I am being made to add this word to my dictionary. This might live in my Google account, and conceptually queried to put me on some list. All the flip of a switch away, provided some government overreach (above or below the board). Now, as I type this, I realize that Android's English dictionary of words must have been truncated at some reasonable limit, beyond which the words are archaic and not often used... But I didn't realize this at the time. And it wasn't even a bad word. It was a word that certain religious support groups tend to use, to categorize their identity. Just like how alcoholics have their slang. When you hear the slang word, you know it's probably an alcoholic. So you wouldn't tend to really trust anyone that uses that slang word. I used the slang word. I added it to my Android's personal dictionary, in a lapse of judgement. Who knows where that dictionary list syncs to? A data lake within reach of government queries? I should be a writer.

In a brief moment of apotheosis, I realized I had defeated the sin of lust. And from the thought processes that followed, listening to a Taya song, I realized that I wanted to love Jesus, but it was weird because he's a man. Like, I feel like I would also want to love women in heaven too, you know? And it wasn't said in a lustful or vindictive way; just honestly. Then I was posed the question: "who said there was no sex in heaven?" And I realize, the verses that I know, that define the guard rails on this topic ... are sparse. Jesus said "they would not get married in heaven" and "they will be like the angels of heaven". But ah.. marriage is just one specific thing. And Jesus did speak in veiled terms about many topics. But those with ears to hear could hear.

A wife should know her place, and a husband should know his duty.

There's a dude named Jessie on our team. Jessie. The girl form of the name. Smh. IMO Jesse is the male form. In my mind "-ie" is a diminutive, hence female.

Whoever the fuck decided that jsonc should not allow trailing commas - needs to grow some fucking balls.

Someone just found out she was pregnant. A relative of mine. She had just started up with cannabis and now she has to stop. I researched... Not a lot of strong statements. Like: "there is no evidence that X is safe" ...ok? who's going to pay for the studies? who's going to sign off on them? Who are the typical partakers? High risk individuals? Who are the partakers that _don't stop when they find out the are pregnant?_ Certainly high risk individuals. So there's bias. And I don't see anyone acknowledging that. Not to mention distinguishing smoke inhalation from other intake methods. People are so dumb. I'm not saying I'm smart, but I like to think I am capable of handling the truth about things. I also want to know if caffeine (another psychoactive drug) crosses the placental barrier, and if it's correlated with low birth weights, etc. It's also funny how everyone says "it's associated" or "it's correlated" ... nobody says "it causes it". Nobody has balls anymore. Blame lawsuit culture.

I just saved all my open tabs from my old phone. <100 so not too bad. Wrote them in Obsidian, synced using Syncthing 👍 Disconnected the old phone from Google. Ready to become a kid's device.

Literally shitposting on this account. ...ok not _literally_ but you know

If I'm specifying my pronouns then this shit better call me a "he" not a "they", or imma be pissed

It's so cringe listening to someone sharing her pregnancy with a friend who happens to be pro-choice and unmarried and all that. "Well, if it works for you ... then I'm happy for you!!"

A stout. The perfect beer to leave lying around.

Sir — I appreciate the sentiment, but I do not reciprocate it.

Pro tip: if there's a "regular size" of something, get the regular size.

Some of the music you listen to is sung by opps, but written by real ones. Songwriters write beautiful songs, performed by talented artists ... who happen to be opp.

Labubu is a spirit of sexual predation. You can recognize it by those curious crinkled brows. Fuck that thing.

I am nobody. Posting words that might have meaning in the future.