There’s grown men out there who think women have to take their tampons out every time they have to pee.
Noshole
noshole@turdsoup.com
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Nobody asked me, but…
Ostriches don’t actually bury their heads in the sand. That’s a myth. Idc what our mascot it, I just wanted to clear that up.
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I already said GM. Doesn’t count. This is my GM post


When I was a kid, I saw a tv commercial for hooked on phonics and my dad said “I own some of that”, meaning stocks, which I obviously didn’t understand so I went to school the next day telling everyone my dad was the owner of hooked on phonics 🤭🤦♀️😂
Later I thought he owned Apple 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
GM.Im getting you guys these for Christmas

