When I was a kid, I saw a tv commercial for hooked on phonics and my dad said “I own some of that”, meaning stocks, which I obviously didn’t understand so I went to school the next day telling everyone my dad was the owner of hooked on phonics 🤭🤦♀️😂
Later I thought he owned Apple 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️